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"Those pastries are from last month's management meeting. We thought you might enjoy them."
"I'm afraid we've had to cut back on maternity leave but we can delegate someone to 'Oooh' and 'Aaah' when the baby's born!"
"I told you that cheap liposuction was a bad idea."
"For my first tattoo I've found a really cheap artist."
"They offer a great three-course meal -- one appetizer and two desserts."
"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."
"We were able to continue our careers and save a chuck of money by outsourcing the twin's daycare to a pack of timber wolves."
"Time to throw out all the old and useless crap. Please don't get up!"