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Thrift: Get as much amputated as possible.
'They called it 'outsourcing'.'
'Training new employees is costly so I decided to save the company money by not training them at all.'
"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."
'After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You'll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.'
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H.S.R.2. finally operating after several cost reductions.
A third of London Practice Premises Have Been Identified As Substandard.
Thrift: Mime cooking once a day, instead of really cooking.
Thrift: Save water and paper - reduce lavatory visits to once a week.
Thrift: Smoke stationary cars instead of cigarettes.
Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.
'Must be another of Obama's healthcare cost cutting.'
"This new budget plan to save us millions has cost us billions! How much to switch back?"
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'The cost cutting expert we hired, has sacked himself.'
'Hold still, these bullets cost money, you know.'
'You've won the budget-saving prize of £50. You suggested cutting the prize to £25.'
'We had to lop off part of the airline to cut costs.'
'...your job's been transferred to India.'
'Because of cost cuts, your computer and telephone got removed. Just make a 'Click-Click' noise for typing, 'Bzzt-Bzzt' for printing and 'Ring-Ring' for incoming calls.'
No double dipping please!
"When I told you to cut expenses, I was making a battle-axe inference, not a butter knife inference."