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We've cut out a lot of unnecessary middle management, or at least I think we have... There's no one left in HR to do a headcount!"
"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"
'I'm not sure the money we saved getting my niece to do the poster has really paid off.'
"I discovered I can hire an illegal immigrant to do your job and have him deported before he qualifies for any benefits."
'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'
'We had to lop off part of the airline to cut costs.'
'Because of cost cuts, your computer and telephone got removed. Just make a 'Click-Click' noise for typing, 'Bzzt-Bzzt' for printing and 'Ring-Ring' for incoming calls.'