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"We've decided to crowdsource the next payroll."
We've cut out a lot of unnecessary middle management, or at least I think we have... There's no one left in HR to do a headcount!"
"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"
'I'm not sure the money we saved getting my niece to do the poster has really paid off.'
"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."
"The stockholders may view layoffs as a positive step in firming up our bottom line, but what happens when they find out we aren't producing anything?"
"I discovered I can hire an illegal immigrant to do your job and have him deported before he qualifies for any benefits."
'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'
'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'
'We had to lop off part of the airline to cut costs.'
'Because of cost cuts, your computer and telephone got removed. Just make a 'Click-Click' noise for typing, 'Bzzt-Bzzt' for printing and 'Ring-Ring' for incoming calls.'
"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."