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"Maybe saddling them with some debt will help these future generations work off some of their damn obesity."
"If food prices keep going up, we may have to get rid of one of the children!"
'Growing old gracefully ... But frantically trying to keep in step with the cost of living!'
Magician finds his pockets empty due to high food prices.
2...how much it costs to go in there?'
'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'
A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.
'You have 3? minutes to boil an egg or tell me why you deserve a cost of living increase.'
Teachers sleeping in car - "You can park outside our house, so long as my grades improve."
'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'
"2 can live as cheaply as 1, so I'm cutting 1 of your wages."