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With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.
Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'
"My people have worked out many, many things to do with feathers."
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"Can you imagine my mother had a baby at our age?!"
"I'm a patient woman herb and I'm not giving up."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, spice it up, stale, patient, patience, persistence, persistent, disinterest, disinterested, neglectful spouse, costume, costumes, persevere, perseverance
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."
Tags:costume, costumes, evil clown, evil clowns, party clown, party clowns, clown, clowns, comic performer, comic performers, slapstick, humour, humor, comedy, comedian, comedians, mime, mimes, edmund burke, triumph of evil, clown phobia, clown phobias, coulrophobia, coulrophobe, coulrophobic, coulrophobics, coulrophobes, fear of clowns
"And as always, two-hundred no shows."
'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'
Tags:october, fall, autumn, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball team, locker room, pumpkin head, headless, right fielder, right fielders, season, seasons, nickname, nicknames, literal, halloween, retired, former baseball player, costume, costumes, sport, sports, sports player, playing sports, competitor, competitors
1,001 Cheap Disguises
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"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, baby, babies, clothes, clothing, baby clothes, baby clothing, costume, costumes, outfit, outfits, baby outfit, baby outfits, dress-up, dress up, sailor, sailors, sailor outfit, sailor outfits, sailor costume, sailor costumes, cursing, swearing, cussing, bad words, bad language, cursing like a sailor, cussing like a sailor, swearing like a sailor, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
Tags:pantomime, pantomimes, pantomime horse, pantomime horses, actor, actors, performer, performers, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, disguise, disguises, parking meter, parking meters, parking metre, parking metres, parking, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, city, cities, city life, urban life, horse costume, horse costumes
"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."
Tags:government, government, politics, politician, politicians, president, president, american president, american presidents, white house, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, trick or treat, trick-or-treat, trick or treating, trick-or-treating, kids, kid, child, children, costume, costumes, dressed up, security, secret service, united states secret service, intruder, intruders, trespasser, trespassers, trespassing, security breach, security breaches, oval office, security failure, security failures, obama, barack obama, president obama
"I'm North Korea. He's Iran."
Tags:halloween, halloweens, trick or treat, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trick or treating, trick-or-treat, trick-or-treating, trick-or-treater, trick-or-treaters, north korea, iran, foreign policy, costume, costumes, foreign policies, foreign threat, foreign threats, international politics, nuclear threat, nuclear threats
'It's a medical bill for $25,000 from Jimmy.'
"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."
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Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.
"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."
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'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'
'Oh, Dave, you have got to see these adorable alien costumes! Talk about realistic!'
"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"
"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."
"It's a poor heart that never rejoices!"
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“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”
Tags:judge, judges, jurist, jurists, jurisprudence, court, courts, trial, trials, leal trial, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal system, marriage, married life, husbands, metamorphosis, clothing, robe, robes, uniform, uniforms, idiot, idiots, simpleton, simpletons, transformation, transformations, costume, costumes, costuming
"The set you ordered arrived today, sir!"