Cotton Cartoons and Comics

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"This is the most beautiful place I've ever shopped for scoop-neck cotton tees."

'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'

'You poor chump! You let them talk you into polyester pants!'

King Madras

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."

"We made the cotton inside fluffier."

Sew on a sequin!

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

The lesser of two weevils: "The farmer's worked really hard on his cotton crop. I say we leave it alone."

'I'm supposed to get off at four. What is that in cotton-pickin' minutes?'

Old elephants.

'It's cotton candy taken to the next level, it's polyester candy.'

Old cows.

Old cows.

'The Whitehouse now claims that the shrinking economy is a result of the dollar being made of 75% cotton. . .'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.