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'Have you met my protege?'
'Oh,you know, the usual...500 channels and nothing on.'
'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
"I'd love to but I'm stuck to the naugahyde."
"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
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"Just sitting here widening. You?"
Tags:man, men, fitness, out-of-shape, out of shape, wide, widening, wider, fat, gaining weight, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, eating habits, diet, diets, unhealthy, health, lack of exercise, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, laziness, modern life, covid, covid-19, corona, virus, coronavirus, social isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, bored, boredom, work from home, working from home
A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, playing baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball diamond, baseball diamonds, athlete, athletes, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., recreation league, recreation leagues, sports team, sports teams, baseball team, baseball teams, playing sports, watching sports, man, men, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, old age
"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, antelope, antelopes, animal, animals, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, lazy, lazily, laziness, couch, couch potato, the game, watching the game, predator, predators, king of the jungle, slob, slobs, slobby, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender stereotype
'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'
The Bronze Age of Television
Tags:bronze age, historical period, historical periods, spear, spears, anthropologist, anthropologists, anthropology, weapon, weapons, tv show, tv shows, bronze spear, bronze spears, weaponry, couch potato, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes, tv program, tv programs, history documentary, history documentaries
"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."
Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., snack, snacks, snacking, eat, eating, oversized, large, big, huge, big screen, big screens, soda, sodas, pop, pops, soda pop, soda pops, cola, colas, fizzy drink, fizzy drinks, beer, beers, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, modern life, unhealthy, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, inactive, obesity, obesity crisis, consumerism, technology
"For god's sake! Break up with me already so I can finally finish watching our series on netflix!"
Tags:breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, splitting up, split up, splitted up, love life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, tv show, tv shows, couch potato, couch potatoes, addict, addicts, tv screen, tv screens, tv program, tv programs, shared hobby, shared interest, binge watching, binge-watching, tv series, television series
'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'
"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"
'I'm going for a plea bargain. Right now, I'm accused of being a lazy slug. But if I plead guilty, I might get it reduced to the lesser charge of malingering.'
'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'
'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'
"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, priority, priorities, young, youth, get your priorities straight, lazy, couch potato, couch potatoes, unambitious, messy, modern life
"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."
"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."
Tags:entertainment, television, tv, programme, programming, program, programming, reality tv, reality television, reality stars, reality star, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, lifestyle, lifestyle tv, lifestyle television, couch potato, layabout, layabouts, lazy, laziness, filming, camera, cameraman, public taste, modern life, reality show, reality shows
"You're really lucky I was raised to direct all my female rage inward!"
"For the last time—Daddy doesn't do sports."
Tags:sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, son, sons, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, intellectual, intellectuals, intellect, couch, couches, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, bonding time, bond, bonds, kid, kids, offspring, sports equipment, shared interest, shared interests, jock, jocks, divide, division, divisions, family division, family divisions, bookworm, bookworms
"Sometimes I think there are too many good things on Channel 13."
Tags:channel 13, pbs, public broadcast service, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tv program, tv programs, television program, television programs, telly, tellies, viewer, viewers, tv listings, television listings, telly listings, couch potato, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes
"I think Dad is the reason Mom never married."
Tags:dad, dads, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, kid, kids, lazy, family life, family-life, couch potato, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes, slob, slobs, slobbery, married life, married couple, married couples, off putting, off-putting, commitment issue, commitment issues, gender politics, husband, husbands, wife, wives