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"I found grandpa's old cough!"
'I'll see the patient who called to say he's 'been a-coughin'' since Tuesday.'
'100 cigaretts a day. Why do you smoke so much?' - 'Coughing is the only exercise I get.'
'Oh right, like you've never had a hairball.'
'First there's a sort of wheezing and hacking. Then I hear a horrible gagging noise and suddenly, right on the two yard line, he coughs up the ball.'
Where cough syrup comes from.
'It's just my cough medicine. Stop with the 'You didn't get this from me' stuff!'
'I'm not going to get ill, I'm not going to get ill. . . cough. . . dammit!'
'I wait for them to come up to cough, then I net them.'
'That's ok - my ringtone is a hacking cough.'
'When I said 'cough' I meant you, not him!'
"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"