Councillor Cartoons and Comics

'I think we all agree that Randall has some anger issues.'

"Any other hobbies besides suffering?"

'I'm glad your husband finally agreed to join us.'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

'I fear council policy may move to the right under Mawdsley-Brown'

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

'Well done Simkins! That's my kind of bypass.'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'...I just have a general mistrust of people.'

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'

'If you two are going to insist on wearing these shirts during each session, I'm afraid I can no longer be your counselor.'

'With any young couple seeking marriage guidance I always begin with the concept of cognitive dissonance.'

Labour Looms Large on the Horizon

'I see you have a history of vandalism. You're just the sort we're looking for.'

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

Local Elections: Ballot Proof Vest.

"I'm a taker, just run out of givers."

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"The less I do the more I have control over. I have control of my whole life by doing nothing."

A corruption of councillors

Mayot: 'Nobody wanted the job, so the computer became mayor.'