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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
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'It's the council's flood defence system.'
"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
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Can you do another draft of this? There's still a couple of sentences people might understand
"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."
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A road painter is resting on the side of the road. Rather than painting white lines on a black road he has been painting black on a white road, leaving some white bits.
Local Democracy: How it works. . .
'And you've written to the council on this one.'
"Oh, stop complaining! Our partner agencies conducted a full tenant consultation exercise!"
'No, this is the department for Obbfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...'
Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'
'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'
'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.' 'I know. They were me!'
'We had a contested election for student council and decided to settle it right away.'
Man's house has sign reading 'Sod the council'. His neighbour says: 'Frankly, I'm amazed you got planning permission.'
'Parish Council, working towards obsolescence'
Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'
'The Big Society is ALL about people like you volunteering to share the Council's workload...we thought you could start with children's services...'
'Something tell me they're expecting a low voter turnout.' (Polling station is a phone box.)
"Surely I don't need planning permission for an extension to my little old caravan?"
Area of regeneration building - 'Its regenerated hatred of the local council'
Man in office notices file cabinet placed in front of the door to the Planning Department.
Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'
'Just take a smidgeon off.'