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'Love is a rose... that's all we really know about it.'
'Very good, Counselor... now that you've showed us that you know all sorts of Latin phrases, how about showing us your client is innocent?'
'Weekly therapy should keep your insecurities in check...or you could buy a hummer.'
'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'
'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'
'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'
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'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'
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'Counsellor Westcott!! For the last time! Stop Badgering the witness!'
'Maybe you should see a doctor about your nightmares, Harold.'
'First, I'll give you my side of the story... and then Harry will repeat it.'
'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'
"How long have you been Acrophobic"
'We never talk anymore.'
'He's in the car finishing a six-pack.'
Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.
'Stay together... why make two other people unhappy?'
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'If he wants your opinion... I'll give it to him!'
'Yes, counselor... I know the District Attorney is lying, but you must remember, he's with the good guys, and you're not.'
'I see happy days ahead for both of you. I'm going to recommend a divorce.'
'I can't talk to our minister... he's the one she wants to run off with!'
'Your best hope to make money is suing someone.'
'The IRS doesn't understand me'
'Deep down, I don't feel very bullish.'