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'The way this works is that you say the first thing that comes to your mind...'
'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'
'I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my Uncle Marty, a very smart fellow.'
'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?
'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'
"Well, I've always found that couch very comfortable." (bed of nails).
'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'
'There's nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'
Weight of the world on your shoulders.
'The real me is for lawlessness and disorder.'
'This is not about original sin. It's a simple case of an individual at odds with society.'
'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'
'For futher information see the collected works of Sigmund Fredu, Vol 27, pg 23.'
Hyperactive - Thank You.
'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'
Freud head holding up couch.
The Freud Squad - 'We think you're polymorphously perverse, me old beauty.' 'We believe there has been some transference in the therapeutic relationship,sunshine.' 'We'd like you to redefine sexual desire, sonny.'
'Your problem is you're boring.'
'I don't like the look of that - he's my therapist.'
'-and how long have you had these suicidal tendencies?'