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"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
Tags:art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, painting, paintings, famous painting, famous paintings, copy, copies, forger, forgers, forging, counterfeit, counterfeiter, counterfeiters, fake, fakes, fraud, white-collar crime, criminal, criminals, national gallery, master, masters, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, collection, collector, collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, news, good news, credit, taking credit, modern life
"Oohh, we have a chunk of the Berlin wall too but we don't have the certificate of authenticity."
"I want to report some counterfeit luggage."
"I faked my orgasm."
'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'
Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.
'My hedge against inflation.'
"I was new money till they initiated the anti counterfeiting measures."
Tags:new money, old money, wealthy, wealth, white collar crime, white collar crimes, counterfeiting, counterfeit, money, crimes, criminal, criminals, money laundering, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
'You sold the Mercedes-Benz to the guy who fixed our copier? For cash?'
"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
Tags:museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art, vase, vases, antique, antiques, priceless, original, accident, accidents, broken, smashed, damaged, copy, copies, fake, fakes, counterfeit, counterfeits, fix, problem, problems, mistake, mistakes, replace, replacement, replacements, gift shop, gift shops, director, directors, security, security guard, security guards, cover-up, cover-ups, cover up, cover ups, deception
'It's a living.'
"Less overcoat, lower prices."
"I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is."
"I didn't know there was that much money in the whole world!"
"Gee, these new twenties look just like Monopoly money."
Tags:bank, banks, banking, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, cashier, cashiers, money, cash, bill, bills, note, notes, twenty, twenties, game, games, board game, board games, fictional character, fictional characters, mascot, mascots, fake, false, counterfeit, counterfeits, currency, currencies, new
"I wanted to get her a car instead of that ten carat diamond ring, but I couldn't find a fake Mercedes."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, bad husband, bad boyfriend, bad spouse, fake, fakes, counterfeit, counterfeits, counterfeiting, gifts, gifting, gift, gift giving, cheapskate, cheapskates
'I'm looking for software that will allow me to print my own money.'
'Let's call it even; you sell me the phony Louis Vuitton and I'll pay for it with this phony hundred.'
"You can tell me. They're all knock-offs...RIGHT?"
Tags:skier, skiers, skiing, ski, skis, ski lodge, ski lodges, ski slope, ski slopes, skiing resort, skiing resorts, ski resort, ski resorts, knock off, knock offs, knock-off, knock-offs, black market, counterfeit, counterfeits, cavemen, fur, furs, fur coat, fur coats, fashions, fashionable, trend, trends, show off, show offs, snob, snobs, snobbery, cavemen, caveman
I made my money the old fashioned way... I printed it.
All my fake IDs and forged documents were stolen. Please help.
'And this is where we launder our money.'
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, high fashion, couture, high couture, handbag, handbags, counterfeit, counterfeit goods, counterfeit good, bootleg, bootlegged, bootlegs, bootlegging, authentic, authenticated, authenticates, authenticating, authority, authorities, authorization, handbag, handbags, hand bag, hand bags, women, luxury, luxuries, luxury goods, judge, judged, judging
'Aw, it didn't fool you? I spent all day smooshing baked beans to look like coins.'