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"I'd like the Court to remember that my client only got into counterfeiting to counteract what he felt was an overly restrictive monetary policy on the part of the Fed."
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"I faked my orgasm."
Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...
'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'
"I was new money till they initiated the anti counterfeiting measures."
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"I wanted to get her a car instead of that ten carat diamond ring, but I couldn't find a fake Mercedes."
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I made my money the old fashioned way... I printed it.
'Aw, it didn't fool you? I spent all day smooshing baked beans to look like coins.'
'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'
"You gotta make money to spend money when you're in the counterfeiting business."
'I married him for his money. As it turned out, it was 'funny money'. He's doing five to ten for counterfeiting.'
'Why is counterfeiting a crime? We're in business to make money just like everyone else.'
"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."
"I was making big money! Yes, an inch too big."
"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"
'It's not fair. The Fed pays people good salaries for doing the same thing.'
Antiques made daily!!
'We ask the court to take into account that all my client's counterfeit bills were printed on recycled paper.'
'I've figured it out. To make money today you need to be a CEO or a counterfeiter.'
'Still up to your old tricks, eh, Lefty? You're in here for counterfeiting and now you're faxing $20 bills to a cohort on the outside.'
'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'
'It's a letter from my cousin. He made a lot of money with photocopiers and will be out of jail in about five years.'