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'That's how much time your HMO allots for bypass surgery.'
'Four million, eight hundred seventeen thousand sixty three... two? Wait... four... wait, oh boy, I probably should have been writing this down.'
"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
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"I'm going to call it zero."
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"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
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Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin
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"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"
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Don & DixieKiss No. 274385
An abacus swimming pool
"You can tell it's really old because at a certain age it just stopped counting."
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A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".
"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."
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trapped in one's own home
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"At least we'll go in our sleep."
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"When you're counting as many beans as I was, a few are bound to stick to your plate."
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"Thank you, Lord, for reminding me to count my blessings."
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The Innumerate Seven
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"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."
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"What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong,"
"Those are prison tattoos."
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"One, two, three. Turn and..."
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'You can tell how old someone is by counting their rings.'
God watches people through binoculars while keeping track of their good and bad deed.