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For Witches of a Certain Age
"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."
"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, counting your blessings, counting carbs, counting calories, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, slimming down, losing weight, watching weight, carb, carbs, carbohydrates, carbohydrate, counting, wish, wishes, wishing, desire, desires, beauty, beauty standards, health, self-confidence, self-esteem, body image
"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."
"Bear in mind that we just bought string bikinis."
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"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, menu, menus, ordering, order, orders, bad service, bad customer service, rude service, rude waiter, bad waiter, rude waiters, bad waiters, rude server, bad server, rude servers, bad servers, calorie, calories, counting calories, calorie cap, calorie caps, caloric intake, weight, watching your weight, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, losing weight, weight-loss, restriction, restrictions, restricting calories, overeating, chocolate cake, chocolate cakes, dessert, desserts, obesity, obesity crisis
"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, shark, sharks, underwater, talking shark, talking sharks, food, feeding frenzy, feeding frenzies, snack, snacks, snacking, health, healthy diet, healthy diets, dieting, diet, diets, eating habits, unhealthy, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, unhealthy eating habits, healthy eating habits, eating healthy, healthy eating, recommendation, recommendations, suggestion, suggestions, advice, pay attention to what you eat, watching weight, counting calories, overeating, overweight, obesity, obesity crisis
"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."
Tags:jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, unhealthy, unhealthy eating, dessert, desserts, fatty food, fatty foods, run, runs, running, runner, runners, motivation, motivations, weight loss, maintaining weight, maintenance, maintain, maintaining, calorie, counting calories, burning calories, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast food, breakfast foods, cake, cakes, break, breaks, take a break, takes a break, taking a break
A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.
"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."
Tags:insect, insects, bug, bugs, caterpillar, caterpillars, leaf, leaves, plant, plants, talking, eating, eat, food, fat, weight, weight issues, gain weight, gaining weight, lose weight, losing weight, slim down, diet, diets, dieting, go on a diet, watching your weight, count calories, counting calories, health, healthy, healthy eating, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, vegetarians, vegans, plant-based diet
'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'
"I'm not eating breakfast this morning, because I had my diet drink this morning. And I had a breakfast late last night anyway. I think I'll have an early lunch."
Tags:fat, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, losing weight, diet, diets, dieting, counting calories, count calories, going on a diet, slimming down, watch weight, watching weight, meal, meals, diet drink, diet drinks, breakfast, breakfasts, dinner, dinners, morning, mornings, eating, woman, women, beauty, body image, self-esteem, confidence, eating habits, health, unhealthy, stereotype, stereotypes
"I'm literally starving."
'Try to kill something that will allow me to stay within a daily 1800 calorie diet.'
"My fitbit keeps track of my calories burned while I chase yield on my stocktrading app."
Tags:investment, invest, invests, investing, investments, stocktrading, stock trading, stock, stocks, market, markets, trade, trades, trading, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, app, apps, application, applications, calorie count, calorie counts, calorie counting, counting calories, burning calories, exercise, exercises, exercising, run, runs, running, jog, jogs, jogging
'I'm trying to count calories, but I'm having trouble finding them. Do you know what they look like?'
The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.
'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'
Only 75 calories per serving. 652 servings per package.
"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."
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"Eight big burgers? Are you mad?? Look at the mirror, man! I'll give you a salad and water!"
Cream tea...without the cream,butter or jam and no milk with the tea!
Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.
'It'll never work. Your metabolism rate is higher than mine.'
'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'