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"There goes one strange cow."
Spelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.
Tags:elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, spelling, spell, spelling bee, test, tests, toast, toast, country, country side, country club, high society, fine dining, brie, cheese, fancy, fanciful, upper class, upper middle class, upper-middle, middle class, wealth, wealthy, white collar, class, classroom, classrooms, reward, rewarding, posh, toast
"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, gallow, gallows, country, country and western, country music, musical, musicians, musician, guitar, guitars, hang, hanging, hangings, black hat, bad cowboy, villain, villains, song, songs, times square, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, new york, new york city, icon, icons, iconic
"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, poster, posters, cow, cows, wildlife, alps, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, ecosystem, ecosystems, mountain, mountains, scenery, holiday destination, natural world, countryside, country
"I'm not sure this is still Queens..."
'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
Hillbilly mall maps.
"How can anyone govern a county that produces three kinds of cheese?"
"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."
Tags:mortgage, mortgages, adjustable rate, adjustable-rate, desert, deserted, shack, house, houses, country, countries, home, homes, economy, housing market, real estate, finance, finances, money, worries, worrying, desert, deserts, adjustable rate mortgage, repossess, foreclose, foreclosure, useless, pointless, pity, pitied worry, crash, foreclosed
"It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals."
Tags:multinational, multinationals, corporation, corporations, corporate, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, conspiracy, conspiracies, corrupt, corruption, country, countries, war, wars, warring, disruption, disruptions, disrupting, economic disruption, economic disruptions, disrupting influence, disrupting influences, international, international relations, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, warmonger, warmongers, warmongering, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters
"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"
Tags:hunter gatherer, hunter gatherers, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, gather, gathers, gatherer, gatherers, gathering, move, moving, relocate, relocating, downsize, downsizing, city, cities, country, countryside, city vs country, country vs city, get away from it all, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, prehistoric man, paleolythic man, stone age man, a little place in the country
"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."
'Simpler Times Ahead'
Tags:simple, innocent, innocence, childhood, child, kid, kids, childhood home, home, homes, house, growing up, regress, regression, visiting, nostalgia, nostalgic, drive, driving, driving home, going home, returning, home for the holidays, country, countryside, idealism, idealistic, idyllic, idyll, car, cars, family, family home
Country Music Awards
Quaint "country style" ass-whooping $1
"So this is the famous environment everyone's so hyped up about?"
Cow longing for grass while crawling like a thirsty man in the desert.
Two walkers look on, bewildered, as badgers arm themselves against the cull.
Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".
"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."
Tags:farm, farms, farming, pig farm, pig, pigs, piggies, piglet, piglets, trough, troughs, slop, slops, time, times, year, years, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, farmer, farmers, livestock, talking animal, talking animals, rural, rurals, country, countryside, mid west, change, changing, anti change, anti-change, tradition, traditional, same, same same, consistent, consistency
Tags:religion, religious, church, churches, sign, signs, first, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, agriculture, sect, sects, denomination, denominations, christian, christians, christianity, spiritual, rural, countryside, country
"What if we don't like their country personas?"
Tags:culture clash, clash, clashed, clashing, country, countryside, persona, personas, sticks, out in the sticks, metro, metropolitan, class, classes, city, city kid, city life, city boy, city living, urban, urbanity, urban life, urban living, urban world, modern life, modern living, culture shock, culture, cultures, liberal, liberal elites, townies, couple, couples, rural, mid west, midwest, mid-west, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, homesick, worry, worried, trepidation, roadtrip, road trip, drive, driving, driver, drives, unfamiliar, unfamiliar territory
"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."
Tags:western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, country, country singer, country music, music, musician, musicians, musical, musically, guitar, guitars, ten gallon hat, 10 gallon hat, cowboy hat, play on words, word-play, word play, headache, rebuff, married life, marriage, date, dates, dating world, heartache, ache, headache, country and western, country western, south, southern, deep south, rebuff, sad song, sad songs, depressing, depressing song, depressing songs, breakup song, breakup songs
Coming soon from the United States Transit Authority: the coast-to-coast subway!
Trump hangs out his washing
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, bleach, disinfectant, drink bleach, drinking bleach, inject bleach, inject disinfectant, country, countries, atlas, continent, continents, dirty laundry, laundry, hang out to dry, hung out to dry, who, world health organization, who membership, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic