Country Music Cartoons and Comics

"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"

"May I remind you that until quite recently it wasn't called the Lyle Lovett look. It was called the Eraserhead look."

Cagey Bea

"It's Jim damnit!"

Country Music Awards

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

While dreaming, Beethoven sees the future and loses hope,

Rhinestone Accountant

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'I just love country music.'

Supply was out of harps.

Grand Ole Opera

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

Tarzan & Jane Take Up Square Dancing

"I do enjoy your cowboy songs, will,. I just thought every now & then I'd like to hear a show tune."

Kenny Rogers Laundromats: We know when to fold 'em."

"Before I go in, just what did Billy Joe McCaluster throw off the Talihatchie bridge?"

"Big macho country video take 15!"

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.