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"There goes one strange cow."
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, passenger, passengers, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, animal, animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, bovine, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming, crossing the road, crossing, crossings, unexpected, rural, countryside, country living, country life, rural life
"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."
Tags:cow, cows, bull, bulls, moo, noise, noises, crossword, crosswords, armchair, armchairs, chair, chairs, logic, logical, simple, obvious, easy, trivia, trivial, animal noise, animal noises, farm, farms, farmyard, farmyards, clue, clues, answer, answers, countryside, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"
Tags:travel, traveling, travelling, travelers, travellers, traveler, traveller, drive, driving, road trip, france, french, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, leisure, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, pulled over, countryside, farm, farms, picturesque, car, cars, police, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic officer, traffic officers, law enforcement
Tags:sightseer, sightseers, sightseeing, tourist, tourists, tour bis, tour buses, tourbus, tourbus, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, london, london bus, london buses, red bus, red buses, deer, deers, doe, does, wildlife, double decker, double deckers, suburban, countryside, the countryside, roe deer, tour guide, tour guides, city, cities
"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, poster, posters, cow, cows, wildlife, alps, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, ecosystem, ecosystems, mountain, mountains, scenery, holiday destination, natural world, countryside, country
"I've realized it's cruel to keep a dog in a big city. I'm transferring you to scranton."
'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."
Tags:baby bear, baby bears, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, hiker, hikers, hiking, hike, hikes, hiked, pope, papacy, papacies, popes, predator, predators, prey, preys, bear attack, bear attacks, mothering instinct, mothering instincts, motherhood, mama bear, mama bears, rambler, ramblers, rambling, walker, walkers, countryside, protective instinct, protective instincts, protectiveness, wildlife
"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"
Tags:hunter gatherer, hunter gatherers, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, gather, gathers, gatherer, gatherers, gathering, move, moving, relocate, relocating, downsize, downsizing, city, cities, country, countryside, city vs country, country vs city, get away from it all, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, prehistoric man, paleolythic man, stone age man, a little place in the country
Heart of America or Bypass
Tags:independence, kanasas, heart of america, middle of america, united states of america, usa, america, american, americans, midwest, midwestern, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, expressway, expressways, driving, drive, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, farm, farms, farmland, countryside, middle of nowhere, tourism, tourist, tourists, bypass
'Simpler Times Ahead'
Tags:simple, innocent, innocence, childhood, child, kid, kids, childhood home, home, homes, house, growing up, regress, regression, visiting, nostalgia, nostalgic, drive, driving, driving home, going home, returning, home for the holidays, country, countryside, idealism, idealistic, idyllic, idyll, car, cars, family, family home
At One With Nature
Tags:dude, hey dude, casual, city, city boy, townie, townies, walking, street, street smart, street smarts, urban life, urban living, modern life, modern living, nature, natural, at one with nature, eco friendly, country side, countryside, eco-friendly, animal, animals, wildlife, raccoon, raccoons, squirrel, squirrels, natural, woods, wood, forest, forests, forest animal, forest animals, region, regions, regional, slang, city, cities, fashion, fashions, trendy, hip, hip and happening
The Hopelessly Middle-Class Jamesons Live Here.
"So this is the famous environment everyone's so hyped up about?"
Quaint "country style" ass-whooping $1
"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."
Tags:farm, farms, farming, pig farm, pig, pigs, piggies, piglet, piglets, trough, troughs, slop, slops, time, times, year, years, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, farmer, farmers, livestock, talking animal, talking animals, rural, rurals, country, countryside, mid west, change, changing, anti change, anti-change, tradition, traditional, same, same same, consistent, consistency
Two walkers look on, bewildered, as badgers arm themselves against the cull.
Cow longing for grass while crawling like a thirsty man in the desert.
Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".
Tags:religion, religious, church, churches, sign, signs, first, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, agriculture, sect, sects, denomination, denominations, christian, christians, christianity, spiritual, rural, countryside, country
"What if we don't like their country personas?"
Tags:culture clash, clash, clashed, clashing, country, countryside, persona, personas, sticks, out in the sticks, metro, metropolitan, class, classes, city, city kid, city life, city boy, city living, urban, urbanity, urban life, urban living, urban world, modern life, modern living, culture shock, culture, cultures, liberal, liberal elites, townies, couple, couples, rural, mid west, midwest, mid-west, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, homesick, worry, worried, trepidation, roadtrip, road trip, drive, driving, driver, drives, unfamiliar, unfamiliar territory
Sign next to a road through a rural area that reads "Next Democrat 50 mi.".
Tags:urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, country, country living, countryside, rural, rural life, rural living, life in the countryside, farm, farms, farming community, farming communities, region, regions, regional, farmer, farmers, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, political party, political parties, democrat, democrats, democratic party, republican, republicans, republican party, gop, red state, blue state, election, elections, voting patterns, voter, voters, voting, politics, government, governments, politician, politicians, gerrymandering, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america