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'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'
"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."
Competing frogs in carnival frog jump share their 'How I got caught' stories...
"I seem to remember you saying you didn't want to attend a county fair because it isn't sophisticated enough."
'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'
'No safety helmets please.'
'What am I bid for this 1,000 pound llama?' The llama thinks; 'Great. Now EVERYONE knows I'm overweight.'
'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'