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"Now that we've got your head back on, let's move to the next bit of business."
Tags:gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, st peter, st. peter, heaven, the afterlife, afterlife, life after death, saint peter, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, execution, executions, executed, leader, leaders, coup, coups, revolution, revolutions, businesslike, business-like, efficient, efficiency
"This leader of the pack stuff, we've been thinking it over."
Tags:democracy, pack, packs, alpha, alphas, alpha dog, alpha dogs, alpha males, leadership, depose, deposes, deposing, deposed, dog, dogs, step down, steps down, stepping down, coup, coups, overthrow, overthrows, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, democratic, rethink, rethinks, rethinking, reelection, tyrant, tyrants, tyrannical
"When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, lawyer, lawyers, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, coup, office coup, office coups, overthrown, corrupt, corruption, estate tax, estate-tax, estate tax lawyer, estate-tax lawyers, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, inheriting, inheritance, inheritance tax, inheritance taxes
The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)
"Now go to the comment box under your picture and type, 'No matter what you've been hearing, I'm really a very nice person.' "
Tags:dictator, dictators, military dictator, military dictators, social media, public relations, pr, pr rep, pr reps, pr representative, pr representatives, politician, politicians, junta, juntas, coup, coups, brutal, brutality, reputation, reputations, image consultant, image consultants, damage control, cliche, cliches, cliched, defensive
'If the world conquest thing doesn't work out, my fall-back plan is business school.'
"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."
Tags:king, kings, coup, coups, overthrow, overthrows, overthrowing, king charles i, sue, sues, lawsuit, lawsuits, modern times, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, class action lawsuit, class action lawsuits, leniency, clemency, capital punishment, execution, executions, executing, stay of execution, stays of execution, mercy, show mercy, showing mercy
"The line of Succession"
Tags:succession, successor, successors, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, business person, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, rat race, the rat race, cut throat, cut-throat, hierarchy, coup, coups, office coup, office coups, vulture, vultures, biding time, biding your time, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, hierarchies, cut throat business, cut-throat business
"Any more autonomous republics created while I was out?"
"'Seizing control?' Is that the thanks you give a parent company?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, growing up, child rearing, child-rearing, upbringing, upbringings, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, parent company, parent companies, coup, coups, office coup, office coups, takeover, takeovers, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, seizing control, taking control, rebel, rebellion
Gorbachev Adds An Unscheduled Stop To His Itinerary"I'm sorry, sir, but we do not have your new book in stock, and I don't know when we'll get it."
Tags:gorby, gorbachev, mikhail gorbachev, soviet union, president, presidents, presidential, bestseller, bestsellers, sold out, fall of the soviet union, coup, coups, general secretary, communist, communists, communist party, regime, regime change, autobiography, autobiographies, sell out, selling out, sold out, tour of america
'I hope there's some way it can be contained and that it won't spread!'
"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."
"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."
Tags:dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, tyranny, tyrant, tyrants, regime change, regime changes, regime-change, regime-changes, democracy, democracies, tyrannies, angry mob, angry mobs, political change, general, generals, politician, politicians, coup, coups, revolution, revolutions, rebellion, rebellions, uprising, uprisings, ussr, union of soviet socialist republics
"The 'Toss-A-Tyrant Deluxe 3000' sure is easier than launching a coup d'etat every few years."
"There'll be room at the trough for all of us."
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, deal, deals, takeover, takeovers, business takeover, business takeovers, greed, greedy, pig, pigs, farm animal, farm animals, trough, troughs, room at the table, corrupt, corruption, coup, coups, coud d'etat, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers
"This year, we're fighting back."
"You may have a bit of a wait—there are sixteen Russian nuclear physicists ahead of you."
"Like Shapps that pass in the night."
"I didn't know they were actually serious about checks and balances on the executive branch."
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, monarchs, monarchies, monarch, monarchy, crown, rulers, ruler, emperor, crowned head, head of state, leader, sovereign, queen, dictator, absolute ruler, despot, executive, executives, executive branch, govern, government, kingdom, dungeon, prison, prisoner, jail, imprisonment, incarcerate, lock up, dungeons, prisons, prisoners, rebellion, revolt, revolution, uprising, insurrection, coup, seizure of power, rebellions, punish, crime
"How do you feel about staying in power?"
Tags:king, kings, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, royal, royalty, history, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, poor, mob, mobs, angry mob, angry mobs, rebellion, rebellions, rebel, rebels, revolution, revolutions, overthrow, coup, coups, coup d'etat, power, powerful, stay in power, remain in power, keep power, unrest, violence, violent, uprising, insurgency, dissent, government, governments, politician, politicians, politics
"It's disappointing that even the secret shadow government can't get anything done."
Tags:shadow government, shadow governments, secret, secrets, corrupt, corruption, top secret, cabal, cabals, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, gridlock, government gridlock, ineffective, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, coup, coups, political divide, political division, political divisions, corrupt government, corrupt governments, shadowy figure, shadowy figures, qanon
'I've told you...only wake me for one of the queen's tirades. Uprisings and coups can wait.'