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'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'
'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'
Bad Valentines Cards
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, couple, couples, love, loving, lovey dovey, relationship, dating, date, dates, medical insurance, insurance, medical, genetic, genetics, tasteless, tasteless cards, greeting card, greetings cards, greetings card, greeting cards, valentines card, valentines cards, selfish, selfishness, self serving, self-serving, self-centred, self-centered, self centred, self centered, self obsessed, self-obsessed
Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"
Tags:divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separated, separating, split, splitting, his and hers, his, hers, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, relationships issues, relationships problems, married life, marriage, moving, move, moving house, moving day, moving truck, moving trucks, moving van, moving van, moving company, moving companies, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, van, vans, furniture, mover, movers, possession, possessions, genders, male, men, man, woman, women, home, house, marital home, marital homes
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."
Tags:married, married life, marriage, dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, introvert, introverted, cut the crap
"The locket contains a strand of my DNA."
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, gift, gifts, present, presents, jewellery, jewelry, accessory, accessories, necklace, necklaces, locket, lockets, hair, strand, strands, dna, deoxyribonucleic acid, science, genetics, biology, modern romance, modern couple, modern couples, technology, intimate, personal, personalised, personalized
"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, cattle, cattle herd, herd, herding, cattle driver, cattle driving, rustling, cattle rustling, couple, couples, odd couple, odd couples, marriage, married life
"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, beachwear, summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, embarrassed, embarrassing, exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerating, dramatic, confident, confidence, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pestered
"The jackdaws are picking at my very heart!"
"Do you want to be ridiculously enmeshed?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, proposal, proposals, proposing, engagement, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dating, date, dates, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, enmeshed, entangled, trap, traps, trapping, unhealthy, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, clingy, needy, relationship problems, relationship issues
"For our paper anniversary, he's going to assume my share of the national debt."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, ageing, aging, debt, in debt, paper anniversary, first year of marriage, anniversary, anniversaries, gift, gifts, present, presents, national debt
Tags:bill, clinton, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, underwear, pants, boxers, boxer briefs, undergarments, shorts, attraction, attractive, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, problem, problems, crazy world, hill of beans, ego, vanity, vain, self-centred, self-centered, selfish, narcissistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, arrogant, arrogance, movie quotes, film quotes, movie, movie, films, films, man, men
"I'll give you an inch."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, sayings, saying, expression, expressions, conversation, conversations, discussion, discussions, arguments, argue, arguing, dispute, disputes, give them and inch and they will take a mile, inches, miles, measurement
A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, wedding, weddings, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, just married, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, tin cans, ribbons, decorations, decorated, driving, transportation, bumper, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, just kidding, joke, jokes, joking, practical joke, practical jokes, prank, pranks
"Popcorn's done, honey."
(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)
"Of all the women I've ever loved, Debbie, you're the most recent."
"Are we percolating or festering?"
"Let me slip into something more humorous."
"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."
Tags:failing marriage, breaking up, divorce, divorcing, passion, passions, dead bedroom, dead bedrooms, passionate, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, arts and crafts, egg painter, egg painters, egg painting, collection, collections
"Forty-one years of marriage. That's a long, long learning curve."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, learning curve, learning curves, new relationship, new relationships, regret, regrets, life choice, life choices, mistake, mistakes, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
"We're simplifying our lives."
Tags:simplifying, simplify, simplifies, simple, keeping it simple, keep it simple, declutter, decluttering, declutters, bonfire, bonfires, fire, fires, burn, burning, set fire, couple, couples, suburban couple, suburban couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, 1940s, 1950s, 1960s, yard, yards, garden, gardens, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
"Quick, Jerry! A drink for Ted. He tried to put a penny in an old man's hat."
"We met when I yelled at him for running clockwise around the Reservoir."
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, how we met, meeting, meetings, chance meeting, chance meetings, romantic meeting, romantic meetings, unromantic meeting, unromantic meetings, party, parties, house party, house parties, yell, yelled, running, run, runs, running clockwise, run clockwise, run anti-clockwise, one-way system, one way