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'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'
'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'
"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
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Privatized Medicare: Insurance companies' acceptance of vouchers.
"Sorry, kid—your school voucher's no good here."
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'Wait, I have a coupon for $500,000 off that hammer.'
'I either need more money or more coupons.'
'I'm sorry but this computer coupon is good only when printed on a color printer.'
Abs of Gold?
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'This coupon expired last week. Would you like to go back to redeem it?'
"I found some more acorns today."
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Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.
'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'
'Today we learned how to clip coupons and vacuum.'
"I'm afraid as a marketing strategy 'Two for One' doesn't work in the funeral business!"
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'Oh great. We got our 1040 Estimated Tax Coupons.'
"She's opened the email... load the coupon cannon!"
Coupon Funerals: 'Let us remember his life, not his expiration date. Dor we know our Saver will redeem him.'
"It wasn't our first choice of schools, but we had a Groupon for it, so what the hell."
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'Wait...I have a coupon.'
"Well yes, we do accept coupons but..."
"With your coupons,veterans and seniors discounts, it appears we owe you $5.38."
'Do you have any idea how long it took me to organize those coupons?'
"The deciding factor that got us to hire you above all the others was the 20% off coupon you added to your resume."
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'No Christmas bonus this year, but you will find some valuable coupons printed on the back of your paycheck!'