Courts Of Law Cartoons and Comics

Truth, Justice, Equality and Public Relations

"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."

"I'll tell you why I shot him if you promise you won't laugh."

"Your Honor, I feel threatened by this gentleman's intensity."

"Not guilty, visitors make everybody nervous."

Truth, Justice, Mercy (As Seen on TV)

"I believe I can speak for both of us."

'Surely you don't expect the jury to believe that fairy tale, madam.'

"Oh, sorry. I was just musing on the nature of power. Guilty or not guilty?"

"Sorry, Counselor. I can't instruct a witness to remove a sheepish grin."

Bowling ball faces a biased jury of pins.

"I'd like to change my plea."

"If you grant amnesty to people following their conscience everyone will follow his conscience."

"They're eating out of my hand but that doesn't guarantee an acquittal."

"As a matter of fact, I HAVE read the Constitution, and, frankly, I don't get it."

"If my client had to confess to one personal flaw, Your Honor, it would be only to a lack of integrity."

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

"Do you know why they call me 'The crazy Judge', Mr. Hanson?"

"Overruled!"

'I intend to prove that on June 13th, when the gate was left wide open, the defendant utterly failed to run loose r dig up the neighbor's rose garden, and furthermore, he actually slept through the incident like a common housecat!'

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, the bitter truth...."

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"I'm Edward Sadlon III, your trial-size lawyer."

Statue for W. 'Dollarbill' Dobbs.