Courts Of Law Cartoons and Comics

Truth, Justice, Equality and Public Relations

"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."

"Not guilty, visitors make everybody nervous."

Truth, Justice, Mercy (As Seen on TV)

'Surely you don't expect the jury to believe that fairy tale, madam.'

"Oh, sorry. I was just musing on the nature of power. Guilty or not guilty?"

"I'd like to change my plea."

"If you grant amnesty to people following their conscience everyone will follow his conscience."

"They're eating out of my hand but that doesn't guarantee an acquittal."

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

"Overruled!"

'I intend to prove that on June 13th, when the gate was left wide open, the defendant utterly failed to run loose r dig up the neighbor's rose garden, and furthermore, he actually slept through the incident like a common housecat!'

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"I'm Edward Sadlon III, your trial-size lawyer."

Statue for W. 'Dollarbill' Dobbs.

"Objection, your honor! Non-responsive!"

"You're a mighty lucky fellow to have died at the same time as your lawyer."

Bailiff, swearing in witness in court: 'Do you swear to spin the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'

'Somebody call a spin doctor! The Senator has hyper-extended his credibility!'

'Very well...do you promise to tell the whole truth, provided that you retain book and movie rights to the story?'

'The defense rests, your honor.'