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"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."
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judge, judges, judging, judgement, court, courts, court of law, courts of law, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, guilty, not guilty, verdict, the verdict, not guilty verdicts, nerves, nervousTruth, Justice, Mercy (As Seen on TV)
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law court, law court, law courts, court of law, courts of law, trial, trials, witness, witnesses, witness box, witness boxes, cross-examine, cross-examining, cross-examination, cross-examinations, judge, judges, grin, grins, grinning, sheepish, guilt, guilty, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, perjury, counselor, counselors, lawyer, lawyersBowling ball faces a biased jury of pins.
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"They're eating out of my hand but that doesn't guarantee an acquittal."
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lawyer, lawyer, attorney, attorneys, penguin, penguins, eating out of your hand, supreme court, the supreme court, court of law, courts of law, legal system, the legal system, federal judiciary, federal court, court, courts, the jury, jury, juries, juror, jurors, verdict, verdicts, the verdicts, lead the jury, leading the jury"As a matter of fact, I HAVE read the Constitution, and, frankly, I don't get it."
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court, courts, court of law, courts of law, trial, trials, witness, witnesses, defendent, defendents, cross-examine, cross-examining, politics, politician, politicians, constitution, constitutions, law, laws, read, reads, reading, check, checks, checked, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, misunderstand, misunderstood, confuse, confuses, confusion, matter of fact, argue, argues, arguing, argument, complex, complicated, unsure, uncertain"If my client had to confess to one personal flaw, Your Honor, it would be only to a lack of integrity."
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judge, judges, judiciary, law court, law courts, court of law, courts of law, tickles, defendant, defendants, witness, witnesses, crazy, nickname, nicknames, play, plays, playing, irritate, irritates, irritating, distract, distracts, distracting"Overruled!"
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"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."
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business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corrupt, corruptions, embezzler, embezzlers, embezzlement, court of law, courts of law, legal system, the legal system, federal judiciary, federal court, verdict, the verdict, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, corporate law"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, the bitter truth...."
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