Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'
Workmen cover up a modern art sculpture with a giant fig leaf.
Tags:phallic, phallic symbol, phallic symbols, fig leaf, fig leaves, modern art, modern art sculpture, modern art sculptures, sculpture, sculptures, modern artist, modern artists, prude, prudes, prudish, prudishness, cover, covers, cover up, covers up, covering up, censor, censors, censorship, artistic intent, artistry, philistine, philistines
'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'
'Ron is very concerned about identity theft.'
Tags:id, identity, identities, concern, concerns, concerned, theft, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, stealer, paper, bag, bags, cover, covers, covering, worry, worries, worried, worrying, protect, protects, protection, protections, fraud, fraudulent, care, careful, carefulness, close to home
'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
Tags:blues, blues musician, blues musicians, dylan, bob dylan, busk, busks, busking, busker, buskers, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, amateur, cover, covers, cover band, cover bands, cover artist, cover artists, subway musician, subway musicians, street musician, street musicians, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, bad cover, bad covers, unlistenable, trapped, subway, subways, tube, tubes, train, trains
'OK, ma'am. You open the door, and Vigil and I will cover you in case there are any rats.'
"Actually, this is the one condition your insurance does cover."
Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat skin, book, books, leather-bound, leather bound, cover, covers, book cover, book covers, leather, book binding, book bindings, reading, reader, readers, literature, open book, open books, open cat, cat-shaped, living room scene, living room scenes, family, families
'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'
Al Fripp: Filling in for the vacationing Herb Nelson
'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '
'My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.'
'A two year warranty and a free squeaky toy with purchase.'
School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.
'A salesman is selling umbrellas in a rainforest.'
"It's a damn shame we can't get away with this more than one night a year!"
Tags:alien, aliens, kidnap, kidnaps, cover, covers, run cover, runs cover, running cover, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nicholas, flying saucer, flying saucers, ufo, ufos, steal, steals, stealing, undercover operation, undercover operations, christmas season, christmas, xmas, x-mas, holiday season, dark humor, black humor
Stop hogging the sheets
'Our class-action suit covers any carbon-based life forms.'
'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'
"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional, you could also opt to do 36 or 48 hours a day!"
'This is the substitute stress-medication your insurance company approved. Just watch them for a couple hours a day, and you should feel good as new.'
'I couldn't get liability insurance for my sled.'
"The new piece of paper you like to keep on your desk came in."
Tags:piece of paper, paper pusher, paper pushers, look busy, looks busy, looking busy, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, corporate ladder, corporate culture, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, paperwork, desk, desks, office desk, office desks, paperwork, inbox, in-box, in-tray, secretary, secretaries, cover, covers, cover for, covering for, manager, managers, management