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'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'
Workmen cover up a modern art sculpture with a giant fig leaf.
Tags:phallic, phallic symbol, phallic symbols, fig leaf, fig leaves, modern art, modern art sculpture, modern art sculptures, sculpture, sculptures, modern artist, modern artists, prude, prudes, prudish, prudishness, cover, covers, cover up, covers up, covering up, censor, censors, censorship, artistic intent, artistry, philistine, philistines
'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'
'Ron is very concerned about identity theft.'
Tags:id, identity, identities, concern, concerns, concerned, theft, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, stealer, paper, bag, bags, cover, covers, covering, worry, worries, worried, worrying, protect, protects, protection, protections, fraud, fraudulent, care, careful, carefulness, close to home
'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
Tags:blues, blues musician, blues musicians, dylan, bob dylan, busk, busks, busking, busker, buskers, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, amateur, cover, covers, cover band, cover bands, cover artist, cover artists, subway musician, subway musicians, street musician, street musicians, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, bad cover, bad covers, unlistenable, trapped, subway, subways, tube, tubes, train, trains
'OK, ma'am. You open the door, and Vigil and I will cover you in case there are any rats.'
Great wall sprawl.
"Actually, this is the one condition your insurance does cover."
Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat skin, book, books, leather-bound, leather bound, cover, covers, book cover, book covers, leather, book binding, book bindings, reading, reader, readers, literature, open book, open books, open cat, cat-shaped, living room scene, living room scenes, family, families
'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'
"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."
Tags:radio, radios, radio presenter, radio presenters, summer, summertime, cover, cover staff, replace, replacing, sit in, sitting in, vacation, vacations, annual leave, holiday, holidays, irregular, unusual, cover, covers, covering, replace, replaces, replacement, unusual, unprofessional, unqualified
Al Fripp: Filling in for the vacationing Herb Nelson
'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '
'My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.'
'A two year warranty and a free squeaky toy with purchase.'
School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.
'A salesman is selling umbrellas in a rainforest.'
"It's a damn shame we can't get away with this more than one night a year!"
Tags:alien, aliens, kidnap, kidnaps, cover, covers, run cover, runs cover, running cover, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nicholas, flying saucer, flying saucers, ufo, ufos, steal, steals, stealing, undercover operation, undercover operations, christmas season, christmas, xmas, x-mas, holiday season, dark humor, black humor
Game: How to talk smart & live dumb.
Stop hogging the sheets
'Our class-action suit covers any carbon-based life forms.'
'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'