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"I was young and there were drugs involved so I'm not sure if I actually jumped over the moon.''
'Your father should have stayed working nights.'
Cows Jumping Over the Moon.
"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"
'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'
'Big deal. I once jumped over the sun.'
"Looks like Daisy's at it again."
"Where did that come from!"
"But she'll come down eventually, and she'll come down hard."
Cow History: July 20, 1969
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.
"Did they do a test for steroids after the cow jumped over the moon?"
"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."
How the cow really did.
"What am I doing? I'm just trying to calculate how big a trampoline I would need to jump over the moon..."
'And the gold medal goes to...'
'I didn't actually jump over the moon...I tripped over a rock...that's really why the little dog laughed!'
Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of it's udders.
Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.
'I bet they don't always land on their feet.'
UK Athletics Drugs Testing.