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'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
Cow Chips Happen,
'I can't believe people pay for that...'
Cow Pies $5
"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."
'Do you deal in red or blue chips?' 'Mostly brown.'
A cow as a lawnmower.
Well, it's a good turnout!
"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."
Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!
'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'
"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"
W"ell yes. I do use a sunbed! Why do you ask?"
Someone's going to be disappointed!
"Not only are you a lazy cow, we have a graph to prove you're getting lazier!"
That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!
"You can't beat a good bit of dung and bass!"
"I love a good cow-pat."
Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!
"That's why you need to chew your food!" (cow deposited a hay bale).
Cow Pat Planning
"We call this one Donald Dump."
Where Irish Patties Come From.
'See those huge cowpats and enormous bees? I think we've stumbled into the land of milk and honey.'