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'Just think...our pies feed the soil,the soil feeds the grass,the grass feeds us...'
'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
Timmy's Pet Cow Causes Problems
Cow Pies $5
'Do you deal in red or blue chips?' 'Mostly brown.'
A cow as a lawnmower.
"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."
Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!
'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'
"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"
W"ell yes. I do use a sunbed! Why do you ask?"
"Not only are you a lazy cow, we have a graph to prove you're getting lazier!"
"You can't beat a good bit of dung and bass!"
"We call this one Donald Dump."
'It's always messy after the running of the bulls.'
'I just love eating organic food.'
MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats
Cow reading chip makers sign: 'Chipmaker, eh? I should get out of the milk biz, and go to work there.'
Oh man, they've been eating Astro-Turf again!
Heads up gentlemen! She's got her 'gameface' On!
Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!
Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!
YAAY! Slam dump!
Don't...Don't you want me?
I can't explain why. But I'm luvin' it!