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Face Painting Five Bucks
Tags:face paints, face painting, childrens entertainment, shoddy workmanship, bad workmanship, painting, paint roller, painting and decorating, painter and decorator, career change, changing careers, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, side gig, side gigs, money making scheme, money making schemes, looks legit, legit
"Well, you said you wanted an island."
Tags:kitchen island, kitchen islands, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, builder, builders, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, building project, kitchen, kitchens, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, food preparation, kitchen upgrade, kitchen upgrades, home improvement, home improvements
Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
Tags:flight, fly, flies, flying, bird, birds, wing, wings, flapping, flap, flaps, the gift of flight, gift of flight, painting, painter, paint, paints, house painter, house painting, house, home, homes, health, health and safety, safety, safety at work, tunkle, tunkle brothers, clumsy, clumsiness, cowboy, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, contractor, contractors, contracted, contracting, construction, constructions, physical, physical comedy, slapstick, slap stick, get well, get well soon, accident, accident at work
'David discards his measuring tape for the faster 'eyeballing' method of measuring.'
'It's a quote from the builder...he says that the ?8500 will just about cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!'
"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"
'You're right. We should have built the castle first, THEN the moat.'
1876: The Wild West
Hickock and Earp - Builders of Repute
Celebrity Cowboy Builders - As exposed on TV.
The team captain regretted asking Dave the builder to make a wall.
"Sorry you weren't happy with the original roof work Mr Simms. As a gesture of goodwill, I've replaced some tiles free of charge."
Due to media exposure 'cowboy' builders try a new approach.
'Don't worry misses, just a bit of loose plaster, I have got some filler in the van.'
Bill Concluded Work
"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"
"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."
Tags:architect, architects, architecture, architectures, stonehenge, blueprint, blueprints, blue-print, blue-prints, builder, builders, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, stone circle, stone circles, cost cutting, cost-cutting, cutting cost, cutting costs, economizing, economising, building project, building projects
"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."
'Just a minute. How can I be sure you're not one of those 'cowboy builders'? '
"When I grow up, I want to be a builder."
Tags:rouge trader, rouge traders, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, builder, builders, ambition, ambitions, career, careers, career path, career paths, building trade, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisers, careers adviser, careers advisers, careers advisor, careers advisors
She said it with flowers this Valentine's Day.
'What makes you think my kitchen was fitted by cowboys?'
'It's workmanship like this that gives cowboys a bad name.'
'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'
'Don't panic,I'm just waiting for the wood.'