Cowboy Builders Cartoons and Comics

Face Painting Five Bucks

"Well, you said you wanted an island."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'David discards his measuring tape for the faster 'eyeballing' method of measuring.'

'It's a quote from the builder...he says that the ?8500 will just about cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!'

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

'You're right. We should have built the castle first, THEN the moat.'

1876: The Wild West

Hickock and Earp - Builders of Repute

Celebrity Cowboy Builders - As exposed on TV.

The team captain regretted asking Dave the builder to make a wall.

"Sorry you weren't happy with the original roof work Mr Simms. As a gesture of goodwill, I've replaced some tiles free of charge."

Due to media exposure 'cowboy' builders try a new approach.

Bill Concluded Work

'Don't worry misses, just a bit of loose plaster, I have got some filler in the van.'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'Just a minute. How can I be sure you're not one of those 'cowboy builders'? '

"When I grow up, I want to be a builder."

'What makes you think my kitchen was fitted by cowboys?'

She said it with flowers this Valentine's Day.

'Remember son, measure twice, cut once...'

'It's workmanship like this that gives cowboys a bad name.'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'