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Cow uses Alphorn as a toilet
Tags:alphorn, alphorns, alpenhorn, alpenhorns, alpine horn, alpine horns, labrophone, labrophones, cow, cows, cattle, alps, musical instrument, musical instruments, outdoor toilet, outdoor toilets, outhouse, cowpat, cowpats, cow poop, cow poops, cow poo, cow poos, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, tradition, traditions, traditional
Johnny Cash Cow: 'I've got some great seats at the back.'
'I can't believe people pay for that...'
'It's got all the original features.'
'Do you deal in red or blue chips?' 'Mostly brown.'
'Oh! There you are!'
Well, it's a good turnout!
"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"
"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"
"That was definitely mine."
Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!
"I bet he steps in every one of them."
"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"
W"ell yes. I do use a sunbed! Why do you ask?"
"Granted it's not much of a superpower. But the flies seem to like it."
Tags:soccer player, soccer players, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, football game, football games, football match, football matches, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal-keeper, goal-keepers, goal-keeping, keeper, keepers, cow, cows, cattle, football pitch, football pitches, cowpat, cowpats, cow-pat, cow-pats
"I love a good cow-pat."
That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!
"That was disgusting dude! That fly had just taken off from that cow-pat over there!"
"Your dung is a bit dry, but otherwise healthy..."
Tags:dung beetle, dung beetles, beetle, beetles, dung ball, dung balls, doctor, doctors, specialist, specialists, gastroenterologist, gastroenterologists, gastroenterology, stool sample, stool samples, cowpat, cowpats, cow poop, cow poops, cow poo, cow poos, health, checkup, checkups, check up, check ups
'See those huge cowpats and enormous bees? I think we've stumbled into the land of milk and honey.'
'I didn't order garlic bread!'
'Two mud pies please.'
'I think she's trying to tell us something!'
'I prefer the term 'Poo Fairy'!'