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"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."
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"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
Tags:swing set, swing sets, break in, breaks in, breaking in, corral, corrals, rodeo, rodeos, playground, playgrounds, play area, play areas, playset, playsets, play set, play sets, cowboy, cowboys, rodeo, rodeos, bronco, broncos, tough guy, tough guys, horse, horses, horse trainer, horse trainers, bucking, bucking bronco, bucking broncos, western, westerns, cowpoke, cowpokes, recess
"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"
Doing the Right Thing
"Next time, Mister Clanton, think before you squat with your spurs on."
"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cowpoke, cowpokes, guitar salesman, guitar salesmen, musical instrument, musical instruments, musician, musicians, westerns, western, the west, music, musician, music store, electric guitar, amplifier, sales, salesman, retail, trouble, treble, homonym, homonyms, soundalike, soundalikes
"Open your text book and listen up, Virgil, 'cuz I'm aimin' to teach you a lesson."
How cowboys book their rides remotely.
"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, wild west, wild-west, western, westerns, cellphone, cellphones, cell phones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, text, texts, message, messages, threat, threats, smiley, smileys, emoticon, emoticons, old west, american west, cowpoke, cell phone, technology, texting, telecommunications, bandit, bad guy, threaten, outlaw, outlaws
"That's right! Reach for the sky! Now hand over your water, you prickly varmint!"
"Ya dang fool. I told ya not to ride through passive-aggressive territory."
"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."
Tags:cowboys, cowboy, cattlemen, cattleman, rancher, ranchers, cowpokes, wild west, wild-west, western, westerns, sod buster, cowpoke, old west, western, showdown, duel, duels, showdowns, gun fight, gun fights, gun slinger, gun slingers, gunslinger, gunslingers, shootout, shoot out, face-off, american west
"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."
Tags:marshal, marshals, guru, gurus, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, spiritual advise, spiritual adviser, spiritual advisers, search party, posse, old west, cowpokes, westerns, search parties, posses, cowpoke, cowboy, cowboys, western, sages, wise men, wise man, wisemen, wiseman, wild west, wild-west, sage, meaning of life, wisdom
"You're letting them hang you in that?"
Hangman makes mistake, hangs himself.
"Here comes 'Mean Mom' everybody! Sit up straight, don't slurp your whiskey and for god's sake, make sure you're wearing clean underwear!"
"I'll take this one!"
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Tickle Fight At The OK Corral
Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.
"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."
1880: Return of the Cliché Kid.
Tags:cliche, cliches, cliché, clichés, outlaw, outlaws, cowboy, cowboys, cowpoke, cowpokes, saloon, saloons, wild west, wild-west, american history, u.s. history, us history, insult, insults, shoot out, shoot outs, shoot-out, shoot-outs, insulting, idiom, idioms, american west, western, westerns, movie, movies, film, films
'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'
Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.
Tags:o'keefe, georgia o'keefe, painting, paintings, painter, painters, art history, art historian, skull, skulls, cow skull, cow skulls, cattle skull, cattle skulls, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, emasculates, emasculating, artwork, artworks, work of art, works of art, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, cowboy, cowboys, cowpoke, cowpokes
'I don't feel at home on the range.'