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"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."
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"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
Tags:swing set, swing sets, break in, breaks in, breaking in, corral, corrals, rodeo, rodeos, playground, playgrounds, play area, play areas, playset, playsets, play set, play sets, cowboy, cowboys, rodeo, rodeos, bronco, broncos, tough guy, tough guys, horse, horses, horse trainer, horse trainers, bucking, bucking bronco, bucking broncos, western, westerns, cowpoke, cowpokes, recess
"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"
"No! No! Ya dang fools. Circle the covered wagons. Not the covered dishes."
Tags:old west, old-west, westerns, wild-west, wild west, pioneer, western, wild west, cowboys, cowpokes, covered wagons, covered wagon, wagon train, pioneers, covered dish, food, attack, under attack, robbery, robberies, highway robberies, highway robbery, defence, covered dishes, one pot, cookery, cooking, recipes, oven dish, oven dishes, chef
"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cowpoke, cowpokes, guitar salesman, guitar salesmen, musical instrument, musical instruments, musician, musicians, westerns, western, the west, music, musician, music store, electric guitar, amplifier, sales, salesman, retail, trouble, treble, homonym, homonyms, soundalike, soundalikes
"Man, this is taking forever. Let's go find some fast food."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, duel, duels, duelling, dueling, shootout, shootouts, stand off, stand offs, mexican standoff, mexican standoffs, buzzards, vulture, vultures, carrion, scavenger, scavengers, scavenging, cowpokes, old west, gun duel, showdown, kill, shoot, dying, buzzard, long wait, long waits, impatient, impatience, fast food, drive-thru, drive through
"Open your text book and listen up, Virgil, 'cuz I'm aimin' to teach you a lesson."
How cowboys book their rides remotely.
"Ya dang fool. I told ya not to ride through passive-aggressive territory."
"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."
Tags:cowboys, cowboy, cattlemen, cattleman, rancher, ranchers, cowpokes, wild west, wild-west, western, westerns, sod buster, cowpoke, old west, western, showdown, duel, duels, showdowns, gun fight, gun fights, gun slinger, gun slingers, gunslinger, gunslingers, shootout, shoot out, face-off, american west
"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."
Tags:marshal, marshals, guru, gurus, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, spiritual advise, spiritual adviser, spiritual advisers, search party, posse, old west, cowpokes, westerns, search parties, posses, cowpoke, cowboy, cowboys, western, sages, wise men, wise man, wisemen, wiseman, wild west, wild-west, sage, meaning of life, wisdom
"You're letting them hang you in that?"
"Here comes 'Mean Mom' everybody! Sit up straight, don't slurp your whiskey and for god's sake, make sure you're wearing clean underwear!"
Tickle Fight At The OK Corral
Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.
'Shoot! There goes dinner!'
'Was this supposed to be a cattle dive...or drive?'
"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."
'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'
1880: Return of the Cliché Kid.
Tags:cliche, cliches, cliché, clichés, outlaw, outlaws, cowboy, cowboys, cowpoke, cowpokes, saloon, saloons, wild west, wild-west, american history, u.s. history, us history, insult, insults, shoot out, shoot outs, shoot-out, shoot-outs, insulting, idiom, idioms, american west, western, westerns, movie, movies, film, films
Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.
Tags:o'keefe, georgia o'keefe, painting, paintings, painter, painters, art history, art historian, skull, skulls, cow skull, cow skulls, cattle skull, cattle skulls, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, emasculate, emasculates, emasculating, emasculation, artwork, artworks, work of art, works of art, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, cowboy, cowboys, cowpoke, cowpokes
"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cowpokes, old west, western, cowpuncher, bar, saloon, drink, drinking, tavern, walk the walk, talk the talk, westerns, cowpunchers, cowhand, cowhands, ranch hand, ranch hands, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds, imposter, imposters, impostor, impostors, wild west, american west, authenticity
"Relax. You're just de-ranged."
Tags:psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychotherapist, session, treatment, shrink, cowboy, cowpoke, home on the range, deranged, cowboys, cowpokes, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, mental health, mental state, wild west, range, ranges, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, identity crisis, identity crises
Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.