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'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'
'Go get someone from accounting to kill this damn excitement.'
"He eats a lot but has good horse sense."
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"They are definitely a 'glass half full' kind of outfit."
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"Then the king rewrote the tax code so everyone could understand it, and all the CPAs went out of business."
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'Then the king rewrote the tax code so everyone could understand it, and all the CPAs went out of business.'
'Try and get it through your head, Parkins. Our clients don't want a CPA who received a medal from the IRS.'
'Just saying I'm a CPA is boring. I'm going to start saying 'I'm a CPA, as it were.''
"Does anyone know C.P.A.?"
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"I need a CPA to help me find the bad ones hiding in tax shelters."
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Business hiding from a tax collector behind a CPA.
IRS battling CPAs.
"Dad's having problems at his business. He's been with lawyers, CPAs and financial consultants all day."
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"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."
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"Tax time...my favorite time of the year."
"I want to be a doctor. But I also want to be an accountant! Maybe I'll be a doctor who does her own taxes."
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'America's Funniest Indicted CPAs.'
Sherlock Holmes, CPA: 'Incredible deductions, Mr Holmes! You've saved the Watson family big money!'
Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.
Tax professionals brushing up on the tax code during election year.
CPA wrestling tax reforms.
'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'
"We;re filing as married, sleeping separately."