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"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."
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"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
Tags:word play, play on words, dining, drinking, eating, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waitresses, waiting, dine, diner, dinner, eat out, public relations, pr, p.r., priorities, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, resuscitating, medical, presenting, appearance, appearances, appear, relations, advertising, advert, advertisement, cover up, spin, spinning
'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'
Following the noble tradition of St. Bernard rescue dogs, many dogs are being trained to perform CPR.
"I've got a pulse!"
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'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'
'Is it me or is it a bad idea to eat at a place that prints CPR instructions on their placemats?'
"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"
Tags:magician, magicians, magicians assistant, magicians assistant, sawn in half, saw in half, magic trick, magic tricks, failed trick, failed tricks, failed magic tricks, collapse, collapsed, performer, performance, performers, performances, doctor, doctors, doctor in the house, disaster, disasters, accident, accidents, cpr, died, dying, magic act, magic acts
Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'
Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know CPR?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'
Does anyone know CPR?
"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."
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'My advice would be to loosen his trousers, mate.'
"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"
"Does anyone know C.P.A.?"
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Balloon giving CPR.
Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.
Tags:travel, vacation, time off, leave, ocean, beach, relaxation, holiday, holidays, vacations, seaside, first aid, resusci annie, cpr, training, medical, rescue, chest compressions, trainers, medicine, emt, emergency, first responder, practice, first responders, practice doll, practice dolls, lifeguard, lifeguards
'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '
"Paramedics are still 10 minutes out! This guys has no pulse! Gimme your TASER!"
Tags:taser, taser, tasers, defibrillators, heart attack, heart attacks, heart problems, resuscitate, resuscitation, resuscitation, cop, cops, emergency services, ambulance, ambulances, police officer, police officers, improvisation, improvisations, improvising, response time, response times, emergency, tase, tasing, cpr, defib, defibrillation, defibrillator, shock, heart, start, jump, jumpstart, save, life, live, living
'I admire your persistence doctor. But face it. You've lost this patient.'
'Wait 'til you see our new defibrillator. It's a Michael Graves design.'
'C'mon, Steve, let's just get this CPR class over with.'
"Does anyone know CPR?"
U.S. Economy - Resuscitation.