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"It lets me be me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, hermit crab, hermit crabs, crab, crabs, shell, shells, seashell, seashells, beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, sea, fashion, style, personal appearance, fashion sense, personal style, decorative, flashy, ornate, showing off, standing out, being different, unique
"How's the burger?"
Tags:beach, beachfront, jetty, harbor, harbor side, harbour side, harbour, foodie, foodies, food stall, stall, stand, food stand, food hut, crab, crabs, crab meat, food lover, food lovers, burger, burgers, unrealistic, provide, providing, customer, customers, customer service, food industry, service industry, customer is always right, customer's always right, wrong, not for sale, misinterpret, misinterpreted, stupid, stupidity, snack, snacks
'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'
"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"
"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...
"I'll probably hate myself in the morning."
Eating too many crab cakes had a profound effect on Dave.
Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, horoscope, horoscopes, zodiac, zodiac, astrology, star sign, star signs, western astrology, animal, animals, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, personification, bull, bulls, fish, ram, rams, crab, crabs, lion, lions, taurus, aeries, leo, pieces, cancer, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, compatibility
When lice dream.
'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'
"I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas."
Tags:lobster, lobsters, crab, crabs, the love song of j. alfred prufrock, prufrock, t.s. eliot, thomas stearns eliot, literary quote, literary quotes, literary reference, literary references, businessmen, businessman, poem, poems, poetry, poet, poets, should have been, author, authors, psyche, psyches
'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'
"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."
'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'
Tags:marriage, counseling, counselor, medical, relationships, relationship, advice, pun, puns, punny, animals, crabs, crabby, crab, shellfish, shellfishes, shell-fish, shell-fishes, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, marriage therapy, marital problem, grump, grumps, grumpiness, grumpy
Scuba Diver gets his hand pinched by a crab.
Tags:skin diving, skin diver, skin divers, scuba diving, scuba diver, scuba divers, scuba, trident, tridents, hunter, hunters, hunted, hunter becomes the hunted, irony, ironic, crab, crabs, sea life, coral reef, coral reefs, ocean life, pincer, pincers, pincher, pinchers, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists
Porcupine meets horseshoe crab
Horseshoe crab game of choice - Horseshoes
'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'
'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'
"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."
Tags:medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, doctor's office, doctor's offices, clinic, clinics, appointment, appointments, exam, exams, examination, examinations, check-up, check-ups, checkup, checkups, nurse, patient, patients, treatment, treatments, health, healthcare, pinch, burn, pain, painful, crab, crabs, blowtorch, blowtorches, blow torch, blow torches, flamethrower, flamethrowers, word play, wordplay, going to the doctor
"The housing market crashed."
Tags:hermit crab, hermit crabs, crab, crabs, housing market, housing markets, property market, property markets, market crash, market crashes, economic downturn, shell, shells, property ladder, housing ladder, economic downturns, housing crisis, pollution, waste, sea animals, sea pollution, ocean pollution, rubbish, marine life, sea life
Even though he wasn't medically trained, Kevin knew straight away that he had pulled a mussel.
Tags:mussel, mussels, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, crab, crabs, muscle, muscles, date, dates, love life, love-life, pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, line, lines, chatup, chatups, chat-up, chat-ups, pull, pulled, pulling, pun, puns, sea animal, sea animals, sports injury, sports injuries, pulled muscle, pulled muscles
Despite being a Hermit Crab, Alan enjoyed staying connected by posting the occasional "Shellfie."