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"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."
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'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'
'Yeah, they really, really work. Got any other stupid questions?'
"It's for my depression. Go get your own."
'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'
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The Terrible Forty-Twos
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"You used to be so prickly. What happened?"
'What are you smiling about?!'
'You've, um... really been on the warpath lately.' 'I know. Sorry I'm so snippy and cranky these days. I think I'll check myself into crab rehab.'
'Think of it this way: The democrats and the republicans are like me and Sid next door. We aren't really friendly, but we get along okay. And the tea party is like the crabby guy across the street. . .'
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"The forecast for today is grumpy."
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A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'
'I think you'd enjoy the king crab, sir.'
'I opened the door two minutes late this morning, and old Foskett has been grumpy all day.'
'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'
'Stop touching me.'
'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'
Why they're called crabs
'Why are you always so crabby?'
'Say, watch who you're calling 'crabby'!'
'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'
Grumpy smiley face salesman.
Dog peeing on slippers.
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Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa
'To me being crabby is an art form.'