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A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.
"THE SECRET ELEPHANT ICE SKATING RINK"
Tags:elephant, elephants, ice skating, ice skater, ice skaters, ice-skating, figure skater, ice-skaters, rink, rinks, ice rink, ice rinks, ice-rink, ice-rinks, thin ice, skating on thin ice, skating, skater, skaters, winter, winters, freezing, frozen lake, frozen lakes, fallen through, accident, accidents, crack, cracks, danger, dangers, dangerous, unsafe
'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'
Tags:belt, belts, trousers, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, fashion police, right, rights, human right, human rights, bum, bums, crack, cracks, secure, secures, securing, tight, tights, tighten, tightens, low trousers, arrest, arrests, arresting, arrested, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
Tags:egg, eggs, crack, cracks, cracking, humpty dumpty, cholesterol, health food, health foods, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, confusion, confused, medical advice, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrients, diet, diets, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, unhealthy, breakfast, breakfasts, nutritious, mixed message, mixed messages
Humpty Dumpty Inventor of Scrambled Eggs.
Tags:humpty dumpty, humpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, wall, walls, fall, falls, falling, crack, cracks, smash, smashes, smashing, scrambled, scramble, scrambles, eggs, scrambled eggs, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, cook, cooks, cooking, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, song, songs, tune, tunes, dish, dishes, favorite, favorites
Horse staring a sign near a fault that reads "Mind the gap."
Tags:animal, animals, horse, horses, sign, signs, signage, mind the gap, be careful, watch out, gap, gaps, large gap, fault, faults, geography, geology, fault line, fault lines, fissure, fissures, crack, cracks, tectonic plate, tectonic plates, earthquake, earthquakes, fault plane, fault planes, fault trace, fault traces, fault zone, fault zones
"Humpty Dumb, if you ask me."
Tags:humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stunt, stunts, cracked, cracks, injuries, injured, injury, injuring, cracks, all the king's horses, all the king's men, king's men, wall, height, dumb, dumber, idiot, stupid, stupidity, childhood, nostalgia
"The cracks in reality—that's where the big bucks are."
"I did all my own stunts."
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"Got to have a pair of those!"
Tags:trainer, trainers, shoe, shoes, sneaker, sneakers, heavy footed, stamp, stamping, stamps, stamped, crack, cracking, cracks, destroy, destroying, youth, youths, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, consumerism, consumerist, jealous, envy, jealousy, envious, entitle, entitled, pointless, destructive, millennial, child, children, millennials
'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'
'You have recessive jeans for plumbing.'
How the Litte Dutch Boy got his Start...'
A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile
'Try to relax.'
"Hello, medic alert? I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"We never spoon anymore."
Tags:cat, cats, cat people, cat person, cat lover, ct lovers, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, spoon, spooning, spoons, spooned, couple, couples, long term relationship, long term relationships, relationship, relationships, partners, partner, marriage, married couple, married couples, marriages, strain, strained, cracks, crack, cracked, trouble, troubled, problems, marital problems, marital issues, therapy, couples therapy, couples counseling, couples counselling, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, affection, show affection
"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"
Tags:wallpaper, interior decoration, interior decorating, wall paper, wallpapering, home improvements, load bearing wall, load bearing walls, crack, cracks, crack in the walls, subsidence, load-bearing wall, load-bearing walls, quick fix, quick fixes, easy fix, easy fixes, lazy, laziness, structurally unsound, modern attitudes, modern houses, modern housing, cheap housing, old building, old buildings
"Be thankful it doesn't look like someone you know."
Tags:wall, crack, cracks, wall damage, wall damages, wall crack, wall cracks, resemblance, resemble, resembles, resembling, resembled, similarity, similarities, similar, contractor, contractors, repairman, repairmen, repairing, repairman service, repairman services, thankful, gratitude, appreciate, appreciates, appreciating, appreciated, construction, portrait, portraiture, art, artists, artist
"Thank goodness he was wearing a condom."
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"The King's men helped some, but the horses just made things worse."
Tags:egg, eggs, humpty dumpty, humpty, dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, hospital, hospitals, hospital beds, wall, walls, sit, sits, sitting, sat, fall, fell, crack, cracks, cracked, king, kings, men, kings men, king's men, horse, horses, king's horses, recover, recovers, recovery, shell, shells, worse, made things worse, make things worse, surgery, surgeries
Mountain climber error.
"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."