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A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.
"THE SECRET ELEPHANT ICE SKATING RINK"
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'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'
Tags:belt, belts, trousers, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, fashion police, right, rights, human right, human rights, bum, bums, crack, cracks, secure, secures, securing, tight, tights, tighten, tightens, low trousers, arrest, arrests, arresting, arrested, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
Tags:egg, eggs, crack, cracks, cracking, humpty dumpty, cholesterol, health food, health foods, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, confusion, confused, medical advice, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrients, diet, diets, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, unhealthy, breakfast, breakfasts, nutritious, mixed message, mixed messages
Horse staring a sign near a fault that reads "Mind the gap."
Tags:animal, animals, horse, horses, sign, signs, signage, mind the gap, be careful, watch out, gap, gaps, large gap, fault, faults, geography, geology, fault line, fault lines, fissure, fissures, crack, cracks, tectonic plate, tectonic plates, earthquake, earthquakes, fault plane, fault planes, fault trace, fault traces, fault zone, fault zones
"Humpty Dumb, if you ask me."
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"The cracks in reality—that's where the big bucks are."
"I did all my own stunts."
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"Got to have a pair of those!"
Tags:trainer, trainers, shoe, shoes, sneaker, sneakers, heavy footed, stamp, stamping, stamps, stamped, crack, cracking, cracks, destroy, destroying, youth, youths, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, consumerism, consumerist, jealous, envy, jealousy, envious, entitle, entitled, pointless, destructive, millennial, child, children, millennials
'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'
'You have recessive jeans for plumbing.'
How the Litte Dutch Boy got his Start...'
A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile
'Try to relax.'
"Hello, medic alert? I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"
Tags:wallpaper, interior decoration, interior decorating, wall paper, wallpapering, home improvements, load bearing wall, load bearing walls, crack, cracks, crack in the walls, subsidence, load-bearing wall, load-bearing walls, quick fix, quick fixes, easy fix, easy fixes, lazy, laziness, structurally unsound, modern attitudes, modern houses, modern housing, cheap housing, old building, old buildings
"Thank goodness he was wearing a condom."
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Mountain climber error.
"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."
Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.
Dept of Entropy.
Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.
'What's the charge?' 'Smoking crack.'
The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'