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Tarzan Of The Cranes
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Removed by an Industrial Crane
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, cubicles, cubicle, crane, cranes, fired, firing, redundant, made redundant, redundancy, industrial crane, industrial cranes, business management, business manager, business managers, business executives, business executive, impersonal, impersonal management, bureaucracy, claw crane, arcade claw machine, lifted up, redevelopment, disrespect, disrespectful, undeserved
Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'
"And thus the hunters become the hunted."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, hunted, bear, bears, animal, animals, stuffed bear, stuffed bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, teddy bear, teddy bears, doll, dolls, humans, people, arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, game, games, claw crane, claw cranes, toy crane, toy cranes, skill crane, skill cranes, mechanical arm, mechanical arms, claw, claws, mechanical claw, mechanical claws, crane, cranes, claw game, claw games, crane game, crane games, ufo catcher, ufo catchers, revenge, vengeance, role reversal, role-reversal, swapping roles, changing places
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, talking bird, talking birds, pigeon, pigeons, heron, herons, crane, cranes, stork, storks, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, arm candy, arm-candy, sugar daddy, sugar daddies, sugar baby, sugar babies, trophy wife, park, parks, park scene, park scenes, gossip, gossiping, whisper, whispering, out-of-one's-league, out of one's league, too good for him, show-off, show-offs, showing off, punching above one's weight
An origami crane constructs a house.
"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."
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'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'
Newton's Cradle Wrecking Balls
Tags:wrecking ball, wrecking balls, newton's cradle, building site, building sites, construction site, constructions, construction zone, construction zones, building zone, building zones, crane, cranes, demolition crew, demolition crews, builder, builders, demolition, demolitions, wrecking crew, wrecking crews, demolition ball, demolition balls, building supplies, construction equipment
'I've stopped going out at night. Too dangerous.'
"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."
Tags:bird, birds, bird species, protected status, endangered, endangered species, endangered bird, endangered birds, endangered animal, endangered animals, fire, fired, firing, firings, sack, sacks, sacking, sackings, sacked, crane, cranes, loon, loons, boss, bosses, manager, managers, corporation, corporations, special interest, special interests, wild, wild animal, wild animals, corporate structure, corporate ladder, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies
Tags:apartment building, apartment buildings, tenant, tenants, crane, cranes, building, buildings, skyscraper, skyscrapers, high rise, high rises, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, modern life, modern world, modern age, modern times, chattel, real estate, reservation, reservations, reserved space, reserved spaces
"Ever since we glued on the lightning bolt, he's been working faster."
'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'
Building a company.
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Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.
A man captures prize on a crane game and at the same instant, has his own pocket picked by an obscure crane...
'Harry? He was just here a moment ago.'
Scaffolding being put together by glue.
"Just our luck, out of all the seats we get the ones in front of the whooping cranes!"
Tags:whoop, whooping, whoops, whooping crane, whiooping cranes, crane, cranes, bird, birds, loud, obnoxious, annoy, annoying, sport, sports, game, games, baseball, football, stadium, stadiums, soccer, fan, fans, fanatic, fanatics, watch, watching, bench, benches, bleacher, bleachers, sit, sitting, sporting, loud, front, seat, seats, stands, sports fan, sports fans, sport fan, sport fans
"Unbelievable! It looks like they've both been killed by the same stone?"
Giant sandwich bags.
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