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"Harry's mood stabilized in '78, and it hasn't budged since."
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"When did we go from being edgy to being cranky?"
Uncle Murray Weekly
Mr. Dumpty Lawyers Up
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"For God's sake―call a policeman!"
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"Maybe you shouldn't send out e-mails when you're tired."
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"So that's how he's able to crank the stuff out."
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'I'm taking a bathroom break. . . Keep turning the crank until I get back.'
"Meth doesn't upset my stomach the way coffee does."
Beware of Curmudgeon!
'Please. Don't get me started.'
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When I answered the phone and you said, 'Have you checked the children?' I thought it was som creepy prank-call, Esmerelda. But then I remembered... 'Oh! The oven!'
Tags:witch, witches, oven, ovens, cooker, cookers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, prank, pranks, crank, cranks, call, calls, calling, caller, callers, esmerelda, creep, creeps, creepy, memory, memories, remember, remembered, remembering, check, checks, checked, checking, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
The perils of being a mime.
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"Oh! That's the day gig!"
'These people are all cranks, don't you agree, Colin?'
'It's a World War II portable phone and it works great when I have someone to crank it.'
'Old McAllister is a real crank -- he has a conspiracy theory about Tom Bodett.'
I'm sorry, the person who would most appreciate this crank call is at his punk friend's house making some of his own.
'Your doctor referred you to an expert, who referred you to a specialist, who referred you to me. Good morning, I'm a crank.'
"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."
Tags:grump, grumps, grumpy, conservative, conservatives, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, hospital, hospitals, hospitalized, hospitalization, hospital visit, hospital visits, small government, small governments, libertarian, libertarians, crank, cranks, cranky, get well, get well soon