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"How come I never see any tired and cranky Europeans?"
'Whoa! All I did was ask her how her garden grows. You were right about Mary...she really is quite contrary!'
"No more cross buns for you!"
'Sorry for being so cranky. I underslept again.'
"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"
'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'
Cranky man won't answer inane questions on Monday.
'Hey! I'm a bird and I'm blue, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad! And if ya don't like, go screw yerself!'
'Same here, I've learned to stay away from my Master until he's finished his black drink in the morning...'
'Somedays his creakiness exceeds his crankiness.'
"If he doesn't get his way he gets cranky and cries all night. I guess all husbands are alike."