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National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).
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pigeon, pigeons, monument, monuments, memorial, memorials, bird, birds, city bird, city birds, bird poo, poo, poos, pooing, droppings, bird droppings, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, attraction, attractions, crap, craps, crapping"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."
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dog, dogs, crap, craps, crapping, poo, pooping, housebroken, housebreaking, mess, messes, messy apartment, messy apartments, messy flat, messy flats, date, dates, dating, single life, casual sex, casual encounter, casual encounters, casual sex, dog, dogs, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience training, obedience trainer, obedience trainers, obedience school, obedience schools, slob, slobs, slovenly'Our new client wants to invest in high risk stocks, book my usual seat at the craps table.'
'Oops This is doggie heaven,'
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heaven, dog, doggie, doggies, doggie do, dogs, dog do, dog poop, dog heaven, doggie heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, shoe, shoes, dog muck, dog mess, poo, poos, crap, craps, lost, directions, map reading'We have slots in the lobby, blackjack at the pool and keno in the cafe - however, I'm afraid we don't allow craps in the restrooms.'
'This town was built from the losses of thousands of suckers, Billy. Fortunately for us, we know what we're doing.'
'A year ago my wife thought she'd found the perfect parking space--$80,000 in quarters later, she's still trying to leave.'
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casino, car, auto, automobile, gamble, gambler, gambling, gaming, game, bet, betting, resort, park, parking lot, parking, gamblers, addiction, addictions, slot machines, casinos, crowds, las vegas, atlantic city, monte carlo, leisure, lifestyle, craps, roulette, dice, the strip'I bet the farm at roulette and won. What am I going to do now with 37 farms?'
'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'
'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'
'I actually lose money on the drink, but I pulled in six figures last year from that thing.'
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gamble, gambles, gambler, gamblers, slot machines, casinos, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, money makers, profits, job, work, kids, gambling, money, wager, bet, lose, win, finance, slots, slot machine, craps, casino, blackjack, poker, keno, las vegas, atlantic city'Something about this doesn't seem right--we found the king, face down, in the river.'