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'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'
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'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'
"And how long have you been having these self-destructive thoughts?"
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"Personally, I'm fine with the concept of self-driving cars."
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"Driving safely and falsifying crash test results."
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'Believe me, he can handle it.'
'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'
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'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'
Kidnap victim is in truck of crash test car.
"Do you really think I care about the collision avoidance package?"
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'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'
'My wife is the only person I know who gets fan mail from crash-test dummies.'
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'Should have seen this coming.'
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'Mile 20. This is where I usually hit the wall.'
'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'
'Looks like another cancellation notice on our car insurance...'
'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'
'No, you cannot borrow the car.'
'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'
'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'
'It could all be a coincidence, Barry, but we haven't had an accident-free day at the plant since you were hired.'
Safety dummies parents with child 'And this is our little accident'
"I brought you a new car last year."
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