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'Whoa, deja vu.'
Crash Testing Clown Car.
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"And you're certain these are accidents?"
'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'
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A crash test dummy counts sheep.
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'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'
"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."
"You were an accident."
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'You call yourself a steering committee?!'
'Good Heavens, man, you look like an accident waiting to happen.'
"And how long have you been having these self-destructive thoughts?"
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'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'
'You kids have it easy with your iPod and cell phone distractions. I had to look at the wall as I drove into it.'
'Hey, did you know these things have brakes?'
Slam the Limo into that Wall
Crash test dummy in hospital
Crash Test Dummy Funerals.
Party Crash Test Dummies.
'Are we there yet?'
"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"
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A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.
"It's a hassle, but I can use the handicapped-parking spots."
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"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."
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"I take it you don't have much of a 'no claims' bonus!"
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".. And here's one I knackered earlier."