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'Maybe his name is Sue?'
'My computer's hard drive crashed, so I text messaged you my term paper.'
'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'
Tags:pilot, pilots, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, video game, video games, arcade game, arcade games, crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, fly, flies, flight, flights, worry, worries, worrying, worried, flight simulator, flight simulators, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"We're saved! We're saved!"
"Casual dress hasn't yielded the results we'd hoped for."
"Hey, I know things look bleak now, but once we find a palm tree and grow beards we'll be making jokes in no time."
Tags:prank, pranks, pranking, pranked, prankster, pranksters, snow, snows, snowy, snowing, snowed, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, bobsled, bobsleds, obstruction, obstructions, obstructed, winter sport, winter sports, snow sport, snow sports, crash, crashing, crashed, crashes, in the bleachers
'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'
Tags:crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash test, crash tests, crash testing, dummy, dummies, health and safety, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, cop, cops, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, law enforcement, no control, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Eighty-nine percent of all NASCAR accidents are caused by distracted cell phone users.
Tags:car, cars, drive, driving, driven, drove, drives, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, crash, crashing, crashed, in the bleachers
Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.
'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'
Tags:crash, crashed, crashes, crashing, car crash, car crashes, fender bender, fender-bender, sleigh, sleighs, reindeer, reindeers, confession, confess, confessed, confessing, santa claus, santa, mrs claus, christmas, christmases, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'If you can't teach an old dog new tricks, you should know you can't teach him to parallel park.'
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, dog, dogs, canine, canines, teach, teaches, teaching, taught, park, parks, parking, parked, parallel park, parallel parks, parallel parking, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, hit, hits, hitting, trick, tricks, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:cycle, cycles, cycling, cycler, cyclist, cyclists, bike, bikes, bicycle, bicycles, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, ridden, exercise bike, exercise bikes, lorry, lorries, road, roads, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, trouble, troubles, problem, problems, stationary, still, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'
Tags:wheel, wheels, the wheel, invent, invention, inventing, invented, invents, inventor, inventors, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, crash test, test, tests, testing, tested, dummy, dummies, prehistoric, roll, rolling, dawn of man, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'
'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'
'Did you know it's Arbor Day?'
'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'
'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'
'I've got a great system. I just pick the same stocks Ed does.'
Brakes are fine. You need new glasses.
As the crow flies. As the crow flies while texting
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Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.
'Think of it this way, without the help of a professional, it could have taken you twice as long to go broke.'