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'Maybe his name is Sue?'
'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'
'Whoa, deja vu.'
"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"
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'My computer's hard drive crashed, so I text messaged you my term paper.'
As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.
Tags:truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, accidental, chocolate, chocolates, milk, milky, white, cow, cows, cattle, road, roads, driving, drivers, hit, hits, combine, combines, combination, combinations, invention, inventions, discovery, discover, discovers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'
Tags:pilot, pilots, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, video game, video games, arcade game, arcade games, crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, fly, flies, flight, flights, worry, worries, worrying, worried, flight simulator, flight simulators, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."
Tags:wall street, crash, crashes, crashing, downturn, downturns, economic downturn, economic downturns, newscaster, newscasters, newscasting, economic forecast, economic forecasts, recession, recessions, great recession, great recessions, investment, investments, investor, investors, investing, reporter, reporters
"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
Tags:turtle, turtles, lizard, lizards, salamander, salamanders, reptile, reptiles, homeowner, homeowners, value, values, lose value, losing value, bad investment, bad investments, investment, investments, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, market crashes, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, real estate investment, real estate investments
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
Tags:sinking business, failing business, failed business, crash, crashes, economic crash, economic crashes, recession, recessions, in recession, double dip recession, stocks, stocks and shares, stock market crash, stock market crashes, economics, life jacket, life jackets, life-jacket, life-jackets, lifejacket, lifejackets, sink ship, sinking ships, boardroom, boardrooms, profit, plummeting profit, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessmen, businessman, businessperson
The Downsizing Continues
Tags:downsize, downsizes, downsizing, computer, computers, personal computer, personal computers, pc, pcs, p.c., p.c.s, declining sales, computer company, computer companies, storefront, storefronts, downscale, downscales, downscaling, restructure, restructures, restructuring, business loss, business losses, crash, crashes, crashing
"Let's see what he does when he peers over a real cliff."
Tags:peer over the cliff, peers over the cliff, fiscal cliff, fiscal cliffs, economic decline, economic declines, market crash, market crashes, crash, crashes, crashing, mobster, mobsters, murder, murderers, murderer, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, extort, extorts, extortion, financial market, financial markets, cliff edge, cliff's edge, market drop, market drops, market correction, market corrections, witness, witnesses, threaten, threatens, threatening
Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.
Tags:stag, stags, ram, rams, mountain ram, mountain rams, airbag, airbags, butt head, butts heads, butting heads, clash, clashes, clash of heads, horn, horns, horned ram, horned rams, auto safety, safety feature, safety features, wild animal, wild animals, car safety, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, car, cars, car sales, car buyer, car buyers
'You can relax now, ladies and gentlemen, , , we're through all of that rough turbulence,'
"You're lucky that painting was of a horse."
Tags:art collection, art collections, art collector, art collectors, painting, paintings, horse, horses, horse riders, horse riders, horse riding, jockey, jockeys, gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, damage, damage, crash, crashes, crashes, accident, accidents, destroy, destroyed, museum, museum, art museum, art museums, curator, curators, museum curator, museum curators, equestrian sport, equestrian sports, property damage, insurance, insured, insurance policy, insurance policies, insured property, insured properties, property insurance, art insurance
'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'
Tags:crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash test, crash tests, crash testing, dummy, dummies, health and safety, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, cop, cops, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, law enforcement, no control, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:prank, pranks, pranking, pranked, prankster, pranksters, snow, snows, snowy, snowing, snowed, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, bobsled, bobsleds, obstruction, obstructions, obstructed, winter sport, winter sports, snow sport, snow sports, crash, crashing, crashed, crashes, in the bleachers
'For cryin' out loud, will you get back into your body?! It's just a concussion.'
"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
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Three little pigs.
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"Someone has to talk to him about his texting."
Tags:christmas, xmas, santa, santa claus, reindeer, deer, text, texts, texting, wreckage, wreck, wrecks, dangerous driving, driving whilst distracted, distraction, distractions, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, father christmas, car crash, sleigh, sledge, holiday, holidays, crash, crashes, crashing, car crash, car crashes, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers
"I happen to be a frequent flyer, and this just doesn't feel right to me."
"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
Tags:bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual pun
"Now, that's the kind of innovative thinking I'd like to see around our shop."
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