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'Maybe his name is Sue?'
'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'
"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."
Tags:wall street, crash, crashes, crashing, downturn, downturns, economic downturn, economic downturns, newscaster, newscasters, newscasting, economic forecast, economic forecasts, recession, recessions, great recession, great recessions, investment, investments, investor, investors, investing, reporter, reporters
'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'
Tags:pilot, pilots, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, video game, video games, arcade game, arcade games, crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, fly, flies, flight, flights, worry, worries, worrying, worried, flight simulator, flight simulators, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Hang gliding with Death
"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
Tags:turtle, turtles, lizard, lizards, salamander, salamanders, reptile, reptiles, homeowner, homeowners, value, values, lose value, losing value, bad investment, bad investments, investment, investments, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, market crashes, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, real estate investment, real estate investments
The Downsizing Continues
Tags:downsize, downsizes, downsizing, computer, computers, personal computer, personal computers, pc, pcs, p.c., p.c.s, declining sales, computer company, computer companies, storefront, storefronts, downscale, downscales, downscaling, restructure, restructures, restructuring, business loss, business losses, crash, crashes, crashing
"Let's see what he does when he peers over a real cliff."
Tags:peer over the cliff, peers over the cliff, fiscal cliff, fiscal cliffs, economic decline, economic declines, market crash, market crashes, crash, crashes, crashing, mobster, mobsters, murder, murderers, murderer, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, extort, extorts, extortion, financial market, financial markets, cliff edge, cliff's edge, market drop, market drops, market correction, market corrections, witness, witnesses, threaten, threatens, threatening
Crash Testing Clown Car.
Tags:clown car, clown cars, dummy, dummies, crash testing, crash tests, clowns, clowning, clown, circus, circuses, circus clown, routine, routines, crash test, crash tests, crash testing, scare, scary, crash, crashing, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, experiment, experiments, destructive testing, crash tested, safety, safe
"Casual dress hasn't yielded the results we'd hoped for."
Tags:prank, pranks, pranking, pranked, prankster, pranksters, snow, snows, snowy, snowing, snowed, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, bobsled, bobsleds, obstruction, obstructions, obstructed, winter sport, winter sports, snow sport, snow sports, crash, crashing, crashed, crashes, in the bleachers
Eighty-nine percent of all NASCAR accidents are caused by distracted cell phone users.
Tags:car, cars, drive, driving, driven, drove, drives, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, crash, crashing, crashed, in the bleachers
'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'
Tags:crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash test, crash tests, crash testing, dummy, dummies, health and safety, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, cop, cops, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, law enforcement, no control, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
Tags:stock, stock price, stock prices, dow, dow jones, down jones industrial average, djia, investor, investors, stock, stocks, stockmarket, stockmarkets, scary story, scary stories, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, hedge fund, hedge funds, storyteller, storytellers, storytelling, frighten, frightens, frightening, spook, spooks, spooky, spookiness, camp, camps, camping, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, shortsell, short sell, shorting, short selling, correction, market correction, market corrections
"Someone has to talk to him about his texting."
Tags:christmas, xmas, santa, santa claus, reindeer, deer, text, texts, texting, wreckage, wreck, wrecks, dangerous driving, driving whilst distracted, distraction, distractions, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, father christmas, car crash, sleigh, sledge, holiday, holidays, crash, crashes, crashing, car crash, car crashes, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers
Lesser-Known Features of the Apollo 13 Command Module
Tags:apollo 13, disaster, disasters, disastrous, crash, crashes, crashing, space flight, space travel, spacecraft, spacecrafts, air travel, disaster waiting to happen, disasters waiting to happen, design, design feature, design features, moon landing, moon landings, lunar lander, lunar landers, astronaut, astronauts, famous disaster, famous disasters, mishap, mishaps
"We're saved! We're saved!"
Tags:ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, crash, crashes, crashing, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, predator, predators, drown, drowns, drowning, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, ominous, danger, dangers, dangerous, misread, misreads, misreading, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, misinterpretations
Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
Tags:speed, speeding, speeds, speed limit, speed limits, driving laws, law, laws, legal, limit, limits, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, crash, crashing, crashes, car crash, car crashes, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, drive, driving, driven, drives, sign, signs, fast, faster, quick
'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'
Tags:wheel, wheels, the wheel, invent, invention, inventing, invented, invents, inventor, inventors, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, crash test, test, tests, testing, tested, dummy, dummies, prehistoric, roll, rolling, dawn of man, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:cycle, cycles, cycling, cycler, cyclist, cyclists, bike, bikes, bicycle, bicycles, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, ridden, exercise bike, exercise bikes, lorry, lorries, road, roads, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, trouble, troubles, problem, problems, stationary, still, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'
Tags:crash, crashed, crashes, crashing, car crash, car crashes, fender bender, fender-bender, sleigh, sleighs, reindeer, reindeers, confession, confess, confessed, confessing, santa claus, santa, mrs claus, christmas, christmases, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'If you can't teach an old dog new tricks, you should know you can't teach him to parallel park.'
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, dog, dogs, canine, canines, teach, teaches, teaching, taught, park, parks, parking, parked, parallel park, parallel parks, parallel parking, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, hit, hits, hitting, trick, tricks, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."
Tags:stock market, tv, news, correction, wall street, recession, financial crisis, economy, mistakes, market correction, market corrections, recessions, euphemisms, crash, crashes, crashing, financial news, financial reporter, financial reporters, dow jones, djia, wall street, wall street trader, wall street traders, stockbroker, stockbrokers, mankoff
"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."
Tags:magnet, magnets, attraction, poles, fridge, fridges, magnetism, refrigerator, refrigerators, refrigerated, fridge magnet, fridge magnets, refrigerator magnets, refrigerator magnet, collect, collection, collecting, collects, crash, crashing, pull, pulling, magnetic, overload, too many, many, hobbies, collectibles, consumerism, tat