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"Don't worry—it's just a phase."
Tags:kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, crawling, crawl, crawls, crawler, abnormal, hyper, hype, phase, through a phase, super, power, powers, child, childhood, baby, babies, upside down, ceiling, mother, motherhood, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kids these days
'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'
'A simple 'Thank You' would suffice.'
Bosses sign reads 'Thank you for not crawling'.
No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.
"I started out in scheming but wheedled my way up to backstabbing."
Tags:office politics, office worker, office workers, schemer, schemers, wheedler, snide, creep, office creep, crawler, climb the greasy pole, ambition, naked ambition, ambitious, succeed at any cost, succeed at any price, backstabber, backstabbers, backstabbing, success at any price, ruthless, ruthlessness, promotion, promote, promoted, promotions, advance, advancement, progress, self aggrandisement, self aggrandizement, self promotion, moving up the ladder, rise, rise to the top
'I knew you would come crawling back.'
"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."
Tags:caterpillar, butterfly, crawl, bug, insect, caterpillars, insects, lepidoptera, lepidoptery, lepidopterist, lepidopterists, metamorphosis, metamorphoses, crawl, crawls, crawling, fly, flies, flying, butterflies, bugs, study of insects, happy, happiness, satisfaction, satisfaction level, satisfaction levels, happiness level, happiness levels, crawler, crawlers
"I knew you would come crawling back to me."
"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."
'I need a spiritual pick-me-up, Dawkins. Send in an accomplished butt-kisser.'
'You and your scenic routes!'
'I hate to bring this up, but doesn't that cactus look awfully familiar?'
'Don't give up hope, Lenny - we're bound to come to a Starbucks sooner or later!'
'I'm looking for a lickspittle and my staff say as a particularly obsequious buffoon you tick all the boxes...'
"When did she start crawling?"
Man selling kneepads to desert crawlers.
No Walking Zone: 'You there! Stop!'
Tags:marathon, marathons, race, races, racing, racer, raced, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, lost, lose, loses, losing, glasses, spectacles, sight, eyesight, eye sight, blind, blindness, start, starts, starting, started, crawl, crawls, crawling, crawled, crawler, crawlers, look, looks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Marathon in Hell.
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Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, crawl, crawls, crawling, crawler, crawlers, lizard, lizards, mimic, mimics, impersonate, impersonate, impression, impressions, copy, copies, copied, copying, groundsman, groundsmen, grounds keeper, grounds keepers, fairway, fairways, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'
'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'
You are here. Too bad!
'I forgot to mention: I have a big family.'
Tags:cockroach, cockroaches, roach, roaches, date, dates, family life, family-life, family size, family sizes, big family, big families, relative, relatives, relations, relation, relationship, relationships, cricket, crickets, kingdom, insect, insects, bug, bugs, crawling, pest, pests, creature, creatures, infestation, infested, kin, grasshopper, grasshoppers, crawl, crawling, crawls, creepy, crawler, crawlers, meet the parents, meeting the parents