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Jimmy got out of the whole lemonade stand business and targeted a smaller, more lucrative demographic.
"Don't worry—it's just a phase."
Tags:kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, crawling, crawl, crawls, crawler, abnormal, hyper, hype, phase, through a phase, super, power, powers, child, childhood, baby, babies, upside down, ceiling, mother, motherhood, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kids these days
'Thank goodness I remembered to bring my sweatband.'
Tags:castaway, castaways, lost, deserted, desert, deserts, sweat, sweats, sweating, sweated, sweater, sweaters, sweatband, sweatbands, remember, remembers, remembered, remembering, vital, vitals, sun, burn, burning, burns, heat, heats, crawl, crawling, crawls, crawled, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
Tags:power, powers, superpower, superpowers, superhero, superheroes, challenge, challenges, challenging, drink, drinks, drinking, drunken, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, bad idea, ill-advised, crawl, crawls, crawling, gravity, defy, defies, defying, bad decision, bad decisions, poor decision, poor decisions
'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'
Annual Dying of Thirst IOK Fun Crawl,
Tags:death valley, desert, deserts, desert race, desert races, dehydration, dehydrated, medical condition, medical conditions, dying of thirst, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, water, waters, drink, drinks, fun race, fun races, fun run, fun runs, runner, runners, run, runs, race, races, crawls, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Up gets you nowhere."
Tags:desert, deserts, lost, crawl, crawls, crawling, survive, survives, survival, surviving, escape, escapes, escaping, run away, runs away, running away, supernatural, overheat, overheats, overheating, flee, flees, flees, fleeing, supernatural, fly, flies, flying, magical realism, help, seek help, seeks help, seeking help
"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."
'comfort food...comfort food...comfort...'
Dog in the desert trying to reach a toilet.
'I'm going to be late. Traffic is at a crawl.'
A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.
Tags:desert, deserts, starve, starves, starving, starvation, doorman, doormen, door man, door men, mirage, mirages, servant, servants, entitled, entitlement, entitlements, crawl, crawls, crawling, desert road, desert roads, hail a cab, hails a cab, hailing a cab, cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs
'I'm altering my position frequently to avoid back strain.'
'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'
Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!
Life coach...life coach...
Bosses sign reads 'Thank you for not crawling'.
"You never went beyond crawling?"
"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."
Tags:nightmare, nightmares, recurring nightmare, recurring nightmares, recurring dream, recurring dreams, recur, recurs, stranded, lost, anxiety, anxieties, worry, worries, worrying, stress, stress dream, stress dreams, wrong direction, wrong directions, crawl, crawls, crawling, wrong direction, wrong directions, directionless, panic, panics, panicking, cliche, cliches, cartoon cliche, cartoon cliches
'Darn rescuers! Always spoiling things for us!'
"What I mean, the cops in this town are tough!"
Tags:cop, cops, police, police officer, police officers, authoritarian, authoritarians, authority, authorities, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, strict, strictness, rule, rules, ruler, rulers, cross the street, crosses the street, crossing the streets, crawl, crawls, crawling, street, streets, law, laws, harsh law, subservient, subservience, underclass, working class, powerless
London: 13,657,940 Inches.
Man crawling across the desert comes across a suggestion box.